every single conversation in digimon sounds like this:
tai: i think we should go fight badguymon!
matt: you idiot. you fool. you absolute fucking buffoon. how dare you suggest we put tk in danger like that.
izzy: don't worry, everyone! using my trusty laptop, i have formulated a plan to defeat badguymon with a 96.4973% chance of success! all we have to do is *insert the most 90s technobabble you've ever heard in your life*
mimi: why don't we try to find a shopping mall instead? 90s technobabble gives my hair split ends. teehee!
tk: ooh, can we get pizza after we defeat badguymon? i want mine with pepperoni and banana peppers!
joe: every single one of you is insane. i am the only normal person in this group.
sora: i am also in this conversation.









