#dilfcember

[escyn]

alt universe zaundads inspired by that one gif and a very late dilfcember entry for old friends to lovers

[lizardlicks]

Some crusty old men having a rest after a loooooong couple of years week. Am I late for the first week of DILFcember? Yes. But! I still posted in December. So I stay winning.

[loveandleases]

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays. 🎄 Hope you all have a good day, I'm basically going to hibernate a bit after the holidays. The main Christmas drabble isn't done but I did finish Ardent's dilfcember post. Now this is rated E (18+). Another holiday drabble will be coming out soon, so if that's not your cuppa no worries. You can play it: here.

[dilf-cember]

It's official! Your DILFcember 2024 prompts have been chosen! A huge thanks to everyone who submitted prompts and voted!

Week 1 (Dec 1-7): Old Scars/War Wounds & Breeding

Week 2 (Dec 8-14): Co-Parenting & Firsts

Week 3 (Dec 15-21): Old Friends to Lovers & Crossdressing

Week 4 (Dec 22-28): Handyman/Mechanic & Age Gap

Week 5 (Dec 29-31): Take inspiration from another fanwork!

Please check out the rules prior to participating, and message us if you have any other questions that are not covered by the rules.

As a reminder, this is a cross-fandom event! Please feel free to share and help get the word out to all the other DILF lovers out there, and share your contributions on tumblr with the tag #dilfcember 2024 and @ us at @dilf-cember

[erisenyo]

Some Bato/Hakoda for @dilf-cember, anyone? Featuring longing for a dilf and also despairing at his obtuseness? Technically late for Week 1, Old Scars/War Wounds, but I'm still counting it:

Bato's bedroll smacks against the ground, jerking Hakoda's gaze up from his oh-so-studious examination of the rather-pungent jar of salve to find Bato staring at him, mouth happen open.

"What...did you think I'd say to that?" Bato finally asks, slow.

"I..." Hakoda hadn't really gotten that far, to realize there was anything to think over. "Yes?"

Bato snorts softly, kneeling to straighten out his bedding. "Does that work for you, usually?" A sideways glance through his lashes as he stretches to flatten the blanket. "Does everyone strip just because you ask them to?"

 "I--what--I mean, no! But--or, yes, rather, or--" Hakoda snaps his mouth shut, flustered by his own...fluster. And by the fact that he doesn't want to say no. Traditionally the answer is yes, and traditionally Hakoda would never ask unless he already knows its a yes, but also, "I just asked you to take your shirt off."

Bato somehow raises an eyebrow at him and eyes him askance through his lashes at the same time, pointed.

"Your scar," Hakoda defends himself, waving the salve at...something. "In the weather--and burns can tighten up, and..."

"And you wanted to feel up my chest?" Bato cuts in, teasing and kneeling up to make a show of flexing like one of those ridiculous wrestling posters they find all over the Earth Kingdom ports for the Earth Racket or whatever its called. "You know you just had to ask, 'Koda."

Hakoda sputters wordlessly in his own defense, mortified to realize he's blushing as he suddenly thinks about it, which--what. He and Bato have been friends since before they could walk. They've swum and sweated and bathed together, bunked down and huddled up. Since when does the idea of Bato's chest--

"'Koda." Hakoda starts, bobbling the salve and clutching it to his chest, his heart pounding from the near-miss as he looks back at Bato's suddenly serious face. "You only ever have to ask."

I know, Hakoda almost says, except that feels too serious somehow, and also like maybe that thing is happening where he gets all caught up in the wrong things.

"Yeah, well," he says inanely instead, fumbling for what to say next. Ship and spear, he's being weird. He can tell he's being weird. He needs to stop being weird, so Bato doesn't think he finds his burn scar off putting or shameful or-- "Just looking out for my bud. Gotta keep that right hand mobile, right?" he teases weakly, mustering a grin. "That's what friends do."

Bato stares at him a long moment, still in a way Hakoda doesn't know how to read, and Hakoda is suddenly achingly aware of that fact, and the weird buzzing feeling in his chest, and also that his grin his going to edge into grimace territory in a few more--

"Right," Bato says, finally turning back to finish laying out his bedroll on the opposite wall of their little tent from Hakoda's. "Right. That's what friends do."

[hiredpencil]

@dilf-cember the last. Our last prompt was 'Inspired by other fanworks' So I chose Unwanted Free Ugly Troll, here have a Dirk and Karkat

[nursal1060writes]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

Slade is a mechanic who often works on the Wayne’s vintage Lamborghini. When he’s there, he often runs into Bruce’s oldest son, Dick, who is very interested in sleeping with him.

Slade should know better - Dick is barely legal and the same age as his son - but he finds himself wanting to give Dick what he wants.

Dilfcember Week 4: Handyman/Mechanic AND Age Gap

@dilf-cember

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

In honor of Dilfcember, highlighting my dilf series, "Zuko and his sexual elders"

It's a collection so you can read it in any order. We got your Pianko, we got your Jeeko, we got your Zukoda (I'm assuming that's the ship name because Hakoko sure is weird), we got your Zukka threesome with Piandao...

All basically Zuko in variable states of distress being smothered with love and acceptance, MUAH 🥺❤️