guys… i just saw something related to jack fucking med school john carter and calling out robby’s name.. i’m on the floor.
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guys… i just saw something related to jack fucking med school john carter and calling out robby’s name.. i’m on the floor.
Also official creepstuck logo yay!
Hiccup: oh boy, I sure do love being a straight man
Merida: $20
Rapunzel: $26
Jack: $30
Elsa: ……what are they doing? 
Hiccup: they’re…betting on me..
Elsa: i see……$40
okay so many moons ago i had the best ever concept for an artemis fowl/gravity falls crossover fic.
essentially it was lost colony canon divergence where no.1 appeared in gravity falls, oregon and not onstage (sorry honey i know you loved being a theatre kid) because he was incrementally more suicidal and prone to feeling horrid about himself. essentially the guy appears in gravity falls and IMMEDIATELY GETS A NAIL DRIVEN THROUGH HIS ARM
dipper pines is so very sorry. this is stan's fault by the way; they're putting up mystery shack signage again. dipper tries to communicate this, fails spectacularly because no.1 hasn't realised he can understand people yet, and dipper promptly runs to go and get ford because Oh My God There's A New Anomaly
thankfully the nail is iron and gets no.1 bound to this realm in time for artemis and butler to arrive on scene and be absolutely FASCINATED. they lollygag and no.1 is incredibly frightened and they marvel at how he seemingly spawned *into a nail* because that's Weird. also what is that sign
and then the other two come back and i. i have to stop here because vivid mental image of these two thirteen-ish year-old boys trailing these massive men dressed in all black behind them, except their vibes are COMPLETELY different.
cue ford and dipper talking to artemis about their discoveries, the anomalies of gravity falls. cue artemis telling them about demons and how everything regarding them works. cue butler and no.1 standing awkwardly off to the side.
eventually this fic devolves into arty and butler staying in gravity falls trying to find ways they can wring money out of this whole shebang, artemis HATING mabel endlessly, butler and stan having a weird thing, and dipper/artemis yaoi which i believe is the best crosship i've ever come up with in my life
ama i guess??? i had so many plans for this fic. @baskeraskerville PLEASE feel free to write this if you want
young rabbot at welton academy? (dead poet's society)
Abbot calls him Robby while everyone else called him Robinavitch. Keating perpetuated it.
Michael Robinavitch is the “future doctor”. The one teachers point to when they talk about discipline and promise. But there’s another side of him he keeps hidden.
A worn notebook full of poetry he writes late at night and never reads out loud. Lines about fear, about time, about how much better t'd be if he just faded away.
Then Jack Abbot arrives senior year, Robby's new roommate.
He’s meant for the military. Officer track, polished future, controlled power. The kind of path that values confidence more than reflection.
And Abbot has confidence in abundance.
He’s effortlessly smart in a way that makes studying look optional. He doesn’t seem to work for anything, which is infuriating to half the faculty and fascinating to everyone else. He’s popular immediately—charming, loud, social in a frat-like way that makes even strict teachers hesitate before calling him out.
And then there’s poetry.
Abbot takes to it like everything else: boldly, publicly, almost obnoxiously. He reads aloud without hesitation, leaning back in his chair like he owns the room.
When Robby's father passes, where else is there to go but into the arms of his roommate and confidant?
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I'm kinda obsessed with this idea rn. WIP!!
Zara x Three. anygays,
New crackship inspired by my headmates: Martin Blackwood and Shane from Stardew Valley.
You cannot tell me Martin would not go for Shane. And that they would not have a beautiful, messy romance.
You especially cannot tell me this because I just left Martin alone with Shane to suffer while Shane is 100% reciprocating, hitting on him, after I revealed Martin finds him hot