#dilfdadness

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dilf bracket round 1 match 5

Felix Madrigal

Geralt of Rivia

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

Two dad's, both a deep understanding of magic and how it interacts with family. Both live in a special magic house/castle.

Who makes it through?

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Dilf Bracket Round One Match 16

Denothor

Octodad

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

Denothor is a man I had never heard of before this- He is a lord of the rings man, he has a hell of a hairline, and as far I understand it is morally dubious.

Octodad is similarly, a man of dubious man-ness, he is a octopus, and has a hell of a moustache. I think this came out kinda even.

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dilf bracket round 1 matchup 3

corvo attano

iruka umino

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

The role of dad doesn't mean blood relation, it can sometimes mean that you are a ninja and you care alot about a very special child. Corvo v Iruka, Naruto v Dishonored.

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DILF Bracket Round 1 Match 23

Joe (?) Schuster

Din Djarin

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

I am also dissapointed that mr schuster is here but he was seeded on the board and is , quite literally, a dad that people wanted to fuck.

you know mando.

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dilf bracket round 1 matchup 8

Gru

Kugrash the Rat

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

Many people have responded to the bracket, and I have been forced to issue a retraction.

King Richard Galavant is a hot man. But he has canonically never in his life fucked, he has no fatherly relationship with anyone, and he has no dadly qualities. Therefore, due to popular demand, he has been removed from the bracket.

In his place is Kugrash the Rat from Dimension20, and he's up against Gru. Let it rip.

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dilf bracket round 1 matchup 7

Char Aznable

Alexander Hamilton

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

Two soldiers turned brass, two morally questionable blorbos who have people defending them in the comments.

Both are problematic, both have failed their charges. Who wins? In the eye of a dilfacane there is silence.

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Dilf Bracket Round One Match 15

Mr. Mime

Crush

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

I want to illuminate the process we took to seed this bracket.

I put together a list of 80 different dads in media, handed them to several Dad Fuckers and a discord of people, and through that added a point based on the discords choices. On top of that, the professionals utilized ranked choice to organize them, so the worst dad had 1 points and the best dad had 80. I added all these together and summed the whole thing- Bringing us to our final list of dads.

With that being said, this match up is Crush from Finding Nemo versus Mr Mime.

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Dilf Bracket Matchup 13

Joel LastofUs

Bowser

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

This is a competition of video game fathers- one is a dad who stepped up, and the other is a dad who is arguably not very good, but damn if he doesn't have a gruff voice and a beard.

Joel v Bowser.