Feb 8, 2023
dilf bracket round 1 match 5
Felix Madrigal
Geralt of Rivia
Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023
Two dad's, both a deep understanding of magic and how it interacts with family. Both live in a special magic house/castle.
Who makes it through?
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dilf bracket round 1 match 5
Felix Madrigal
Geralt of Rivia
Two dad's, both a deep understanding of magic and how it interacts with family. Both live in a special magic house/castle.
Who makes it through?
Joel Hammond (supportive zombie family man) vs Samuel Vimes (grizzled crime fighting dad)
ROUND ONE
Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet)
Samuel Vimes (Discworld)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
JOEL -
"He gets high off his socal prerolls and plays guitar"
SAMUEL -
"he is TRYIMg to relax but hes thinking about crimes. sam jr is making a bomb"
Dilf Bracket Round One Match 16
Denothor
Octodad
Denothor is a man I had never heard of before this- He is a lord of the rings man, he has a hell of a hairline, and as far I understand it is morally dubious.
Octodad is similarly, a man of dubious man-ness, he is a octopus, and has a hell of a moustache. I think this came out kinda even.
dilf bracket round 1 matchup 3
corvo attano
iruka umino
The role of dad doesn't mean blood relation, it can sometimes mean that you are a ninja and you care alot about a very special child. Corvo v Iruka, Naruto v Dishonored.
dilf bracket round 1 matchup 8
Gru
Kugrash the Rat
Many people have responded to the bracket, and I have been forced to issue a retraction.
King Richard Galavant is a hot man. But he has canonically never in his life fucked, he has no fatherly relationship with anyone, and he has no dadly qualities. Therefore, due to popular demand, he has been removed from the bracket.
In his place is Kugrash the Rat from Dimension20, and he's up against Gru. Let it rip.
Columbo ("just one more thing" dad) vs Kermit (rainbow connection dad)
ROUND ONE
Columbo (Columbo)
Kermit (The Muppets)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"Solving murders, loving his wife, holding his dog"
"Frog"
PIRATE SHOWDOWN!!!
ROUND ONE
Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death)
James Flint (Black Sails)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"Probs torture ngl"
"dispute the latest pamphlet by Olympe de Gouges with his boyfriend and girlfriend and then have a threesome"
FitzChivalry Farseer (cool looking fantasy man) vs Dr. Lawrence Gordon (doctor hacksaw)
ROUND ONE
FitzChivalry Farseer (Realm of the Elderlings)
Lawrence Gordon (SAW Cinematic Universe)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
FITZ -
"Carving stone dragons"
LAWRENCE -
"Either cry and mourn over losing custody of his daughter in the divorce, mourn the dead twink he’s hung up on, or planning/executing grisly murder traps"
FitzChivalry illustration by Camille Kuo, 2014
(mod pastramis fyi: it has been brought to my attention by one of the mods and my tumblr search that ya boy fitz has drastically different fanon interpretations versus the official art. if anybody has any art they fancy of him that i couldn't find, feel free to make me look like a loser)