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Dilf Bracket Round One Match 16
Denothor
Octodad
Denothor is a man I had never heard of before this- He is a lord of the rings man, he has a hell of a hairline, and as far I understand it is morally dubious.
Octodad is similarly, a man of dubious man-ness, he is a octopus, and has a hell of a moustache. I think this came out kinda even.
Given that Denothor’s liable to give Faramir what the kids call daddy issues, I’m absolutely sure that at least three of his friends have offered to kill him for him.
What kind of parent holds a newborn baby in their arms and thinks 'yeah, I don't like you as much as the other one'
Me @Sauron: precious baby
Me @Denothor: I will strangle you
"Your father loves you, Faramir. He will remember it before the end."
NO
NO
NO
"Your father loves you, Faramir. He will remember it before the end." Is an abusive, toxic, asshole who isn't worth your time or energy, you owe him fucking NOTHING!
Kids, if anyone, and I mean ANYONE, treats you the way Denothor treated Faramir: LEAVE, it doesn't matter who they are THEY DO NOT DESERVE YOUR AWESOMENESS
This has been a poorly nonexistently edited PSA, credit to JRR Tolkien and New Line Cinemas
awww poor faramir
I always see posts that say John Winchester, Odin or whatever is the worst father ever….. umm I think we’re forgetting someone.
