#kugrash

[mcbrauart]

Just the gang, all together!

[kublakola]

no one plays weird little guys with the same commitment and verve as Brian Kevin Murphy. kugrash doesn't just go to the park to find some pigeons, he raises his 'little rat arms' and summons them en masse to kingston's gorgeous, pristine apartment. riz doesn't just hide behind a car, he rolls into a ball, hides in fabian's backpack, promptly throws up out of excitement, gets lobbed across the parking lot, and then bites gorgug's shirt in half to make himself a toga, because gorgug's big and he's so small, and so covered in his own vomit. murph just gets it. shoutout krudbert. shoutout gerard prince of greenleigh.

[thorn-ranger]

the spectrum of murph pcs being just some pathetic guy covered in blood

[camoftarakas]

i present to you, The Murph's PC Triangle

[spiderziege]

chaperones

[queenbruv]

fuck it, murph PCs ranked from most to least likely to be asexual (for a ranking of zac PCs, go here)

riz gukgak. canonically asexual. more asexual than i am and that's saying something.

kugrash. victim of 80s comphet. is a rat who is for sure gay. i would have no trouble at all believing he is also asexual and has simply always had bigger problems than figuring that out

cody walsh. deeply queer to me in ways that suggest asexuality is well within reach.

prince gerard. could honestly go either way

maxwell gotch. might be ace, but more likely just a repressed homosexual who hasnt yet discovered fantasy grindr.

big barry syx. i believe, in my heart, that big barry syx fucks.

sir theobald gumbar. canonically fucks. also canonically a sub but that's neither here nor there

[juxhex]

highly scientific murph pc chart

[talbaquix]

rats of d20