#dilfenthusiast

[lostcryptids]

Whenever Caesar has irritated Joseph, he cooks "traditional" British food just to ruin Caesar's night. Caesar, Lisa Lisa, and Suzie have a group chat where they make fun of Joseph's cooking but Casear has to eat the smack barm pey wet or else Joseph's get's huffy like "you didn't like what I worked so hard to cook for you?????" Caesar's like "JoJo there's so much oil and so little seasoning" but Joseph's already plated more Toad in the Hole

[velvetcloak]

I live in Japan! What kind of places are you looking for? I will probably recommend some pretty popular places but I'll try to dig up some more obscure things too. Tokyo is good for the grand and weird and difficult to find, Kyoto is good for tradition and culture, and Osaka is good for underground youth culture and just ... being. Also what time of the year are you visiting?? Then I can give you some time-sensitive options too!

hi! I’m planning to go there end of March. Not the most perfect date (since sakura isn’t even blooming :’((( ) i know but i can only take my annual leave on those dates :’(

Also, I’ll arrive and depart from Narita Airport which is a pretty stupid mistake considering I want to visit Kansai area as well (my biggest concern is transportation fee. from what I’ve read JR pass doesn’t cover some train and buses?)

My plan is to visit kyoto (higashiyama, kiyomizu dera, fushimi inari, take sagano train, arashiyama bamboo forest), osaka (nakazakichou, shinsekai, shinsaibashi, dotonburi, hozenji yokocho), nagoya (for nabana no sato), tokyo (i think shibuya, shinjuku?). I’m up for anything! But I really want to see sakura :’((

Still considering which one I should go to: Universal Studio or Disneyland >.<

please give me your insight!

[cockneydio]

you're telling me it's pronounced "boochy-llatti?" much to think about :/

I am only an armchair linguist but uh. In “Bucciarati” it’s the “cia” that makes the hard “ch” sound. Like ciabatta or ciao. That’s how they pronounce it in the anime. “Buccellati” is how the cookie is spelled (which is why that’s how it’s spelled in the manga), and there the “cc” is actually a soft “ch”, like “Boosh.” So I guess it would be “boosha-lahttie”?

But it’s pronounced/written as Bucciarati in the anime because who the fuck actually knows.

[areax]

dilfenthusiast replied to your post: nwr put naked women in drive because hes a creep...

that scene was so creepy and dumb like … strippers do not just chill out backstage with their titties conveniently out like that doing NOTHING while someone gets beat to death lmfao

that and the scene from only god forgives (every scene from only god forgives lets be real) like no one is really going to act like that. i get that its for the cinema of it all but like. the point of being a stripper is TO STRIP so WHY would they ALL have their clothes off backstage unless they are changing HM??? CHECK AND MATE

[hethrewmyheartinthecut]

Ok I love you, I got yours, I'm gonna give it the attention it deserves when I get home (yes I tumblr at work). Alright alright *cracks knuckles* slow burn/fake dating/enemies to lovers, the "baddies": Luca Changretta, Oswald Mosely, Billy Kimber AND slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers, the "side characters": Johnny Dogs, May Carleton, Esme Shelby

okay I love you and you know what tumblring at work is valid. (but also pls don’t get fired asfjdlksjkfdsa) anyways! your answers

I’m Bloodthirsty

Luca: I already chose slow burn for Luca and I still feel like that’s the right choice. I really do think he’s the kind of guy you’d want to get to know really well because with him it’s gonna be a ride or die situation

Oswald Mosley wouldn’t touch me with a ten foot pole because I’m not white and he literally was against the idea of white people and people of color having sex . & babies...in the 1960s. like all the way in the 1960s he was doing this. boy. I sure would tie him to a flagpole and c*t his fucking thr*at with a r*zor. Mosley: hey we should kick all the browns & Jews out the country me: sends Alfie to smash his head in with a hammer

Billy Kimber is a fucking creep towards Grace and it’s implied he would’ve tried to grope or rape her? so he dies too. he’s dead now! dead n buried. it’s my fantasy and if it involves a lot of guns welp such is Peaky Blinders

But Also I Bake A Really Good Lemon Pound Cake

Johnny Dogs! Enemies to lovers for sure, because he’s got such a chill personality and he’s so cheerful all the time, I feel like once the conflict was over, therewouldn’t be any bad blood. And is he roguishly handsome, so I love that Playful Banter vibe for us. Just wanna ride away into the woods with that man & never look back.

Fake date Esme Shelby because you just KNOW she’ll be extra af with it. She has no shame and I just want to get Extremely Messy by doing a ton of public displays of affection and stuff, like a lot, like sitting in her lap at random times, to the extent that when we start dating for real, nobody really notices the difference. Also I want to play pranks on other people with her, while flirting.

Slow burn with May Carleton, and I am talking excruciatingly slow. In s2 she’s spiraling because of grief and loneliness so she’s willing to go 0 to 100 real quick but in s4 she has Standards and she’d rather shut Tommy down then go through it again with him. I respect that and I am fully willing to put in the work. Like I will legit 100% court her, I will leave her flowers and love letters, I will pine for her while going abroad for 6 months Because of Reasons, I’ll do it all

@dilfenthusiast looking forward to your answers! <3

& if anyone wants to reblog the post I will send you a similar ask with Peaky characters!

[famicom]

just want to let you know I send practically every meme about Raiden and Metal Gear to my little brother (who has recently gotten back into it) and he loves everything I send. He even told me to email David Hayter the "Hrrrrnghghg Colonel I'm tryna sneak around" line to see if he'd say it in Snake's voice. So ... family bonding via Famicom Metal Gear memes

ohhhhh my god THATS AMAZING

[lostcryptids]

Colin Farrel lacked any appeal in any direction. He wasn't charming, handsome, sexy, funny, or interesting. The pallor of his skin and complete lack of interest while also appearing slightly sweaty sometimes made me wonder why no one automatically assumed he was the guy on the block that manufactured drugs of some kind, especially in Vegas wtf.

he’s such a bad jerry it’s making me sick to my stomach i hate film now he’s a vampire with the worst taste he looks filthy and he wears a dirty tank top i cannot take it. 

[rustybayonet]

do one of those heart locket gifs that says "Liebgott my beloved"

you are literally a goddamn genius