#dilfza

[zethsnex]

I cannot gatekeep him any longer

Have some dilfza 🫦

[lookinghalfacorpse]

Nsfw but like would Dream call Phil Daddy out of the blue during like an argument or something just to throw Phil completely off? Like he's arguing that he's *fine* outside by himself or something and just throws in Daddy to confuse Phil into losing (dilfza has given so much potential to possessive!techza)

quality content. looking at how he uses words like "warden" that doesn't seem unlikely.

i can also imagine:

half-mockingly; dream is trying to point out that phil is being parental and overbearing, throws out the "daddy" word. it's followed by a few moments of just staring at each other.

dream is trying SO hard not to call him sir. he searches his brain for alternatives. daddy is on the list of alternatives for some reason.

[temencmoth]

i made this like a week ago and i was hoping it wouldnt keep being relevant

[420technoblazeit]

STOP BOOING ME, I'M RIGHT

[dykesymmetry]

every day i open my inbox

[beacon-lamp]

after much deliberation it has been concluded that dilfza is the World’s Sluttiest Absent Fathe— and WHAT’S THIS??? IT’S 50 YEAR OLD WILBUR BACK FROM THE DEAD AND WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!

[cuhreestina]

ok but what if he's really lost in the sauce you know what i mean?

[thepastelpeach]

ppl on insta saw my philza design and didnt hesitate to simp, so