Hera: You took Advice from Dinoysus?? Demeter: Its called Hitting Rock bottem, Hera.
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Hera: You took Advice from Dinoysus?? Demeter: Its called Hitting Rock bottem, Hera.
While I’m having fun playing Hades-never forget 99% of the Greek Gods are Dicks. Just absolute fucking DICKS.
So Fun fact about the Orpheus Myth-Post the whole entering Underworld bit and losing his wife forever for good this time, One version of the story said Orpheus was so despondent that he mourned constantly and stopped praising the gods except Apollo-who depending on which version of the myth you read-was his Dad. He used to primarily worship Dinoysus. Which makes sense-but apparently Dinoysus was so sick of his constant mourning and his sad music that he basically sent his crazed followers (specifically the ones called Maenads whose name translates directly to 'Raving Ones') to tear him apart he went to go worship Apollo one morning. And they just ripped him literally apart.
Another version had him still be super sad about his wife and refusing to take female lovers. But he did take male ones. And again, the women followers of Dinoysus feeling pissed about this development of basically the hottest man of their time not wanting to fuck them-tore him to shreds. (and even before he met Eyurdice, he traveled with the Argonauts and fell in love with one named Calais)
as my beloved deity Dionysus always tells me, “fuck bitches get money” and I live by that
Me, is sad: Alexa, play Dionysus by BTS
Look at these awesome kids So cute yet so fierce
❛ in the midst of this celebration lies a god, the life of a party influencing my men to take a glass and drink, ❜ nonetheless, he was welcomed in asgard so long as his men could stand the next day and fulfill their duties. ❛ ---- what brings you here tonight? ❜ taking the gauntlet that was offered to him, while both wife and children rest on this silent night, except the rowdiness of men with liquor coursing through their veins.
♕ ❛ Dionysus / @ofdecorem
Dionysus || God of Wine & Madness
Hey, Dionysus, I think you're already doing a lot better than many of the other gods because you're actually.. trying, y'know?
Well.. Thank you..