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Dionysus: This dude Jesus can literally turn water into wine AND can walk on water. I watched him turn the Pacific into a giant wine bath.

Poseidon: HE DID WHAT?!

Dionysus: Yeah, a lot of fish died.

Apollo: Y’know there are others ways to represent you being the God of Wine, you don’t need the grape crown.

Dionysus: . . . but I get hungry.

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