#apollo funny

[confuzzled-crow77]

Just imagine, Apollo watching COCO and being appalled at Miguel’s family deserting all music.

and then imagine him whooping and cheering at the end, sobbing so loud he wakes up all of Olympus when Miguel sings to Coco, and singing along with Poco Loco (especially the loud screaming/whooping part).

He straight up brings his entire cabin of kids to one of their houses (probably Will’s) and plays it for everybody.

[bambismoonlight]

Apollo: Y’know there are others ways to represent you being the God of Wine, you don’t need the grape crown.

Dionysus: . . . but I get hungry.

[persassy-blowfish]

ice cream: *a small bit melts*

Percy, a single tear rolling down his cheek as he looks into the sun: come on Apollo. i though we were cool, man

[my-name-is-apollo]

The fact that Apollo's name was Homopolon in the beginning amuses me

Like why did they change it? Imagine the no homo (or yes homo) jokes we could have made today

[persassy-blowfish]

Percy: we’re all going to die one day when the sun explodes

Annabeth: no, Apollo has the sun, remember?

Percy: that’s exactly how I know it’s going to happen

[my-name-is-apollo]

Artemis: Apollo.....wtf...??!!

Apollo *holding new born Asclepius in his hands*: I couldn't have let him die!

Artemis:...yeah but....how tf?????

Apollo: I just cut her belly open, no biggie

Artemis: ???????

Apollo: I am calling this art cesarean