#direboss

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direboss replied to your post: So @effulgentcolors just said I look like a drug...

That’s fake Guinness

LOOK....

This whole country is fake, what did you expect?  😛 

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direboss replied to your post: BLACKBEARD HAD NO EYELINER ON WHAT IS THIS?! WHY?!...

Blackbeard is at that point in life where he realised he’d leave nothing behind of value when he’s gone, so now he’s transforming into dadbeard and will adopt killian as his moody son, just like Teach and Vane.

@lenfaz

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direboss replied to your post: okay. I’m feeling a lot better today. I have...

I know this is a real touchy spot for fandom because “the writers did it so it’s canon” but…OUT OF CHARACTER. Seriously.

Yup. It was hypocritical what she did. Yes, i completely understand exactly why Emma did each and everything in that argument,I get the fear, the hurt, the walls, the heat of the moment - I think people are very in tune with how Emma thinks and feels. But as someone who likes to also think about where Killian is coming from... I mean she had literally just been hiding her own huge secret from everyone. Yet when her secret came out, she was supported and helped through it. Killian’s secret has just come out and she’s had a go at him, lectured him about them being a team, given him back his ring and basically told him “come back when you’ve figured it out.” How is he expected to lean on her and trust her when she barely ever shows him the same courtesy? And how is he meant to feel when he’s just tod her he was terrified of losing her and everything they have, only to be responded to with the handing back of the ring?

It was his own fears and walls that were keeping him from telling her, his own fears and walls and insecurities telling him that he would lose everything if he came clean... and she sort of proved them right in that moment. 

BUT 

Even though they’re “on a break” or whatever the fuck people wanna call it, Killian Jones would in no way go through the trouble of actually planning to leave, not while there’s a damn lunatic running around putting a price on Emma’s head. Sorry. If this guy can still stick around back when he was still an outsider, being clearly made to feel unwanted, unwelcome and untrustworthy, and still fought beside them all to defeat Zelena and Pan etc.... there’s no fucking way he’s skipping town, even for a little while when the woman he loves and the family who’ve welcomed him are all in danger. Nope. It’s not happening. 

It just- if you take the ring out of the equation, it genuinely feels like shit they should have argued about back in s4 when they were still new in their relationship and getting to know one another. 

Not when they’ve been to hell and back literally already. This whole thing feels like plastic teen angst after everything they’ve been through before. 

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direboss replied to your post: WHY THE FUCK IS SOMEONE COOKING SMELLY ASS FISH AT...

Pfft, Killian doesn’t have a house. He just has keys to go to Emma’s early in the morning. Don’t want to give the neighbours the wrong idea. There can be no canoodling before marriage after all. He’s old fashioned that way.

Nonononono.... CLEARLY he had a key for the shed. 

That’s where he lives. In the shed. 

With the life jackets, plant pots, Dave’s old toolbox and Emma’s magical supplies. He’s made a wonderful bed out of compost. All those years in Neverland have made him adapt to sleeping on dirt floors - he can’t sleep on anything else. 

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direboss replied to your post “direboss replied to your post: Rylan’s commentary...”

Fuck global warming, this is the true sign that the world is ending.

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direboss replied to your post: Rylan’s commentary has me on the floor- I can’t

Wait…are you…….are you watching Eurovision? YOU?!

I AM. I AM.

I’VE FINALLY CAVED.

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direboss replied to your post: I was literally out earlier and ended up talking...

And now the entire country has been put on red alert and all schools are closed yet my dad is making his lunch for the drive to Dublin for work in the morning.

Well tbf it’s not supposed to start until like noon anyway, so that’s probably fine! :D I’ve taken in the garden chairs and I’m charging my tablet and phone because I’m sure we’ll lose power at some point. But that’s pretty much it LOL

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direboss replied to your post: Okay my kettle just switched itself on and now i’m...

I feel like this is some British curse that’s placed upon someone if they don’t drink enough tea. It actually haunts you until you submit.

Hey now, i’m well aware the Irish are no better with their tea consumption.

We’re both victims of a good cuppa... you cheeky git ;p

No but in all seriousness you’re probably right. I mean there was just an orange glow and the roar of water being heated at rapid speed - it’s gotta be demonic, right?