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Uso contest 五

Ichimaru: Today is a great day. The director and Yamamoto-Soutaichou have announced themselves as today's ‘special guests’… Everybody: * mumbling * Ichimaru: Not my doing. Honestly. I am forced to do this! Yamamoto: Ichimaru-Taichou… Ichimaru: Hai. I will shut up! Kyouraku: I have a bad feeling about this … Director: As our partner we choose Ichimaru… Ichimaru: I have a bad feeling about this … Director: You have lost control over Uso Contest corner. Yamamoto: This true. Soul Reapers were badly beaten to one's benefit Ichimaru: Me? Yamamoto: And other has been shamelessly embarrassed! Kuchiki Byakuya: Have you spoken with the Soutaichou about this? Kurosaki: Not a word! Zaraki: He does speak about our little act, doesn’t he? Hitsugaya: Nah… Director: You will lose the corner … Ichimaru: * slightly panicked * To whom? Shiro-Chan, that brat? * grabs Hitsugaya and points at him * Or him * grabs a handful of Kurosaki´s sleeves * and thinking about it… What about these two *nods towards Rukia and Yoruichi* Director: At first, would you please let Hitsugaya and Kurosaki go? Ichimaru: What? Oh, sorry, forgot ya down there! Yamamoto: The two of us will talk about this later in my office! Ichimaru: Hai Director: Hereby I announce the new head of the Uso Contest corner … Unohana-Taichou! Unohana: I feel very pleased. I hope I can keep up the good work of my predecessor! Ichimaru: That`s a lie, isn’t it? Director: Yes, it is. Yamamoto: But you still have to come to my office. Such childish behavior is not going to be tolerated! Ichimaru: But … But I am the victim here. You know, back then, when Soi-Fon-Taichou beat me up or when Shiro-Chan turned me into a laughing stock for a week … Yamamoto: Soi-Fon-Taichou was manipulated into doing this and I have to say I was quite amused by the act of Zaraki-Taichou and Hitsugaya-Taichou… Matsumoto: * whispering to Hinamori * I wonder who reported these to the Soutaichou … Hinamori: * also whispering * Honestly, I don’t know. Perhaps someone from the Yonbantai …

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Director: Time for some  … funnier rehearsals Soi-Fon: This is strange, what is he up to? Kurosaki: Why are we outdoor? Are some shows … Director: Nonsense. We are… Aizen: Obviously looking for Hitsugaya-Taichou… Director: Aizen, you stay with me … Aizen: But I haven't done anything … Director: Just stay, I need to keep an eye on you. So, whoever finds him first … Kurotsuchi: .. gets to experiment on him? Hinamori: .. hugs him? Matsumoto: … kicks his ass, because I had to do his work! Hisagi + Izuru: Hai! Kurosaki: .. gets a new song? Ichimaru: Why do you want a new song? Kurosaki: Nobody likes my old songs … Kuchiki Byakuya: Yes, they are that bad that you are allowed to change clothes, an entirely new costume … Zaraki: You sure know how to cheer people up, nee? Kurosaki: No, the audience is not enjoying them. They are not like ‘Honasai nara, honasai nara ashita wa kitto hareruya’ * dances to his singing * and then they go crazy like * in a very high voice * Yeah, Ichimaru A crowd of girls: * screaming and running up to them * Kurosaki: See, that never happens to me and my songs … Director: Kurosaki, you stay, too! Now, go and find him! Soi-Fon: The stealth squad will find him in seconds! Kurosaki: That is not fair. By the way, I am good at finding people … Kuchiki Rukia: Ichigo is right. He is good at such stuff … Kurosaki: What do you mean by ‘such stuff’ … Director: Nah, I will need him here. With Aizen. * shouting * Oi, Zaraki, no fighting! Just look for the kid! * to himself * I don’t understand how you guys could be that cruel to promote a child to be a Taichou… Kurosaki: Excellent point… Ukitake: Yamamoto wasn’t listening … Director: Why are you still here? Ukitake: Unohana said, I must not participate in the search for Hitsugaya-Kun

~somewhere else~ Omeada: * eating potato chips * we will find before anyone else. Nobody can beat the stealth squad! Abarai: * to Ikkaku * Oh, look! Omaeda-Fukutaichou! Let's search somewhere else. The stealth squad must be close and looking for Hitsugaya-Taichou. Ikkaku: I wonder what happened to the Taichou …

~ on a river ~ Hinamori: * sitting in the grass, all by herself * Unohana: Hinamori-Fukutaichou, is everything all right? Hinamori: Yes, I am fine. I was just a bit exhausted… Unohana: That is a good idea. Mind if we join * nodding to Isane and Hanatarou * Hinamori: * shaking her head * No, that´s fine by me. Zaraki: * runs past them, screaming * Come out! Come out! Hitsugayas Kidnapper! I will find you and then I will fight you! Where are you? * laughing like a maniac * Hinamori: * panicking * What Shiro-Chan has been kidnapped? Unohana: No, I am sure Hitsugaya-Taichou is fine. But I have to go now. There is something I want to say to Zaraki-Taichou! * stands up and flash-steps away *

~somewhere else~ Matsumoto: And keep your eye wide open! We need to find him! Hisagi + Izuru: Hai! Matsumoto: Oh, Hello Rukia … and Yachiru? What are you two doing here? Rukia: I lost Renji! Yachiru: I fell off Ken-Chans back, when Unohana-Taichou appeared! Matsumoto: * scared * Okay .. * happy again * Will you guys join our little search party? Yachiru: YEAH, search party! Hisagi: Oi, Kira! Does Ichimaru-Taichou have a dog? Izuru: I don’t know. Why are you asking? Hisagi: * points into the forest * over there … Ichimaru: * kneeling in the grass * Here, Shiro-Chan. Shiro-Chan. Where are ya ma lil Shiro-Chan? Come over her`, lil Shiro-Chan! Shiro-Chan, I´ll find ya no matter what. Rukia: His dog must be scared of him! Matsumoto: Poor Gin, let's help him! Rukia: But .. what about Hitsugaya-Taichou? Matsumoto: * already running to Ichimaru * Someone else will find him!

~at Ichimarus~ Hitsugaya: * confused, walking up to Ichimaru * What the heck is going on here? Everybody is … I don’t know … stressed Ichimaru: Ah, Shiro-Chan! We all hav been lookin fo ya! Hitsugaya: * annoyed * Don't call me that! * casual * And why is that so? Ichimaru: We wer` missin` ya at the rehearsals! Hitsugaya: I have told Matsumoto that I won't be there for the next time because granny fell ill. I even left her a note! I even informed Yamamoto... Matsumoto: * overly happy, about to hug him * TAICHOUUU Hitsugaya:  * screaming angrily * MATSUMOTO!