#uso contest

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Uso Contest 二 BC

Ichimaru: Who will be our next… Hinamori: * raises her arm fast * Ichimaru: Ah?! Please, go ahead and choose your partner! Hinamori: Kurosaki Ichigo… Ichimaru: That is interestin`. Please, go on! Hinamori: * takes a deep breath * Strawberry-San Kurosaki: * stares at her * Kurosaki: * looks around * Hinamori: * beams with joy * Kurosaki: * looks at her puzzled * Peach-San Hinamori: Strawberry-San Kurosaki: Peach-San Hinamori: * gets louder * Strawberry-San Kurosaki: * gets louder, too * Peach-San Hinamori: * starts springing * Strawberry-San Kurosaki: *  starts springing, too * Peach-San Hinamori: * still springing * Strawberry-San Kurosaki: * springs toward Hinamori * Peach-San Hinamori: * clapping each other´s hands * Strawberry-San Kurosaki: Peach-San, * facing towards Ikkakku  * And you are Pinball-San Hinamori: Yeah, Pinball-San Ikkaku: * stepping towards them * Hinamori: Pinball-San Kurosaki: * raises his hand * Hinamori + Kurosaki: USO! (we lied) Hinamori + Kurosaki: * bow towards the audience * Ikkaku: * confused * Hinamori + Kurosaki: Thank you very much, Silver-san! Hinamori: Shall we? Hinamori + Kurosaki: * running up to Ichimaru * Kurosaki: Silver-San Hinamori: Silver-San Ikkaku:  * to Ichimaru * Sorry, but that wasn´t my fault. * yelling at the two * Stop it you two!

Source: 24:20 - 25:24 from the Bleach Confession

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USO contest  七

Ichimaru: I´m Sorry, but … Guys, I … Could you guys just … shut … … up … for a … moment … … … please… Everybody: * argues, shouting, loudly talking, ignoring Ichimaru * Ichimaru: Oi, that´s no nice … I … I apologized to Ran-Chan Aizen: Yes, perhaps the least thing you should have done. Though, you never apologized to me, Ichimaru-Kun. Ichimaru: Oi,  Guys … Please … I am trying Aizen: And failing … Ichimaru: leading this corner here … Guys … Oh, Come on… not you, too Hitsugaya: Maybe you just need another way to get their attention! Ichimaru: Oh, please sp-… That´s a good idea. Thanks, Shiro-Chan. Hitsugaya: Hey, how you dare… Ichimaru: Oi, scary brat… Kurosaki … Where are you … I found ya mo-… Kurosaki: Don’t you dare to say the ‘m’-word… Ichimaru: Perfect! I need you to yell at the top of ya lungs, that you want to fight! Kurosaki: No thanks I love my life! Ichimaru: I will give ya a wig! Kurosaki: Give me that damn thing! Ichimaru: * hands him a longhair blond wig * Kurosaki: I can't believe how bored I am. I think I will enjoy fighting more… Everybody: * still arguing * Kenpachi: * storms in * Who said he wants to fight! Everybody: * silent * Ichimaru: * pulls the wig off Kurosaki´s head * He did! Kurosaki: Fuck you, Fox-Face. No, Kenpachi. Stop. I don’t want to fight. Somebody help! Ichimaru: * waving * Bye, bye ... oh, and ... it is a lie!

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Uso contest 五

Ichimaru: Today is a great day. The director and Yamamoto-Soutaichou have announced themselves as today's ‘special guests’… Everybody: * mumbling * Ichimaru: Not my doing. Honestly. I am forced to do this! Yamamoto: Ichimaru-Taichou… Ichimaru: Hai. I will shut up! Kyouraku: I have a bad feeling about this … Director: As our partner we choose Ichimaru… Ichimaru: I have a bad feeling about this … Director: You have lost control over Uso Contest corner. Yamamoto: This true. Soul Reapers were badly beaten to one's benefit Ichimaru: Me? Yamamoto: And other has been shamelessly embarrassed! Kuchiki Byakuya: Have you spoken with the Soutaichou about this? Kurosaki: Not a word! Zaraki: He does speak about our little act, doesn’t he? Hitsugaya: Nah… Director: You will lose the corner … Ichimaru: * slightly panicked * To whom? Shiro-Chan, that brat? * grabs Hitsugaya and points at him * Or him * grabs a handful of Kurosaki´s sleeves * and thinking about it… What about these two *nods towards Rukia and Yoruichi* Director: At first, would you please let Hitsugaya and Kurosaki go? Ichimaru: What? Oh, sorry, forgot ya down there! Yamamoto: The two of us will talk about this later in my office! Ichimaru: Hai Director: Hereby I announce the new head of the Uso Contest corner … Unohana-Taichou! Unohana: I feel very pleased. I hope I can keep up the good work of my predecessor! Ichimaru: That`s a lie, isn’t it? Director: Yes, it is. Yamamoto: But you still have to come to my office. Such childish behavior is not going to be tolerated! Ichimaru: But … But I am the victim here. You know, back then, when Soi-Fon-Taichou beat me up or when Shiro-Chan turned me into a laughing stock for a week … Yamamoto: Soi-Fon-Taichou was manipulated into doing this and I have to say I was quite amused by the act of Zaraki-Taichou and Hitsugaya-Taichou… Matsumoto: * whispering to Hinamori * I wonder who reported these to the Soutaichou … Hinamori: * also whispering * Honestly, I don’t know. Perhaps someone from the Yonbantai …

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Uso Contest　六

Unohana: I am sorry, but Ichimaru-Taichou is sick! He will not participate today. Kurosaki: Then I will be today's … Abarai: Oi, Ichigo, what are you doing… Kuchiki Rukia: What about me? Ikkaku: Only a man can do such a thing! Soi-Fon: What do you mean, you pitiful wimp? Everybody: * speaks at once * Unohana: Minna-San, please calm down and listen! Everybody: * continues to talk * Unohana: * smiles * Minna-San, please calm down! Everybody: * fell silent * Unohana: For today, I will take Ichimaru-Taichou`s position. Everything all right? Can we start? Everybody: * defeated * Hai! Unohana: So who will be our contestant today? Zaraki: * raises his hand * Unohana: Zaraki-Taichou, go ahead. But I must warn you. You will be removed from the stage when you draw your zanpakutou! Zaraki: By whom? Kurosaki? Unohana: By me. Please continue! Who will be your partner? Zaraki: * mumbling * At first, I wanted to choose Hana .. Hona .. that weakling from the Yonbantai, but I cant when that crazy bitch is watching … damn * loud * Omae … Ozenda… Omaeda: * shaking * You mean me? Zaraki: Yo Unohana: Please start! Zaraki: Yo, dude! There is something want to say. It may seem like your Taichou is not appreciating the man you are. Honestly, I think you are great. To tell you a secret, my men look up to you. Especially your hairstyle. Come out, Yumichika! Yumichika: * shows himself and wears his hair like Omaeda * Omaeda: I am really honored, Zaraki-Taichou. Your men are great and have an amazing taste in styling! Zaraki: That`s a lie. We laugh at you, you wimp! Even this Hinamori-girl is stronger than you. Yumichika: * reveals that his hair is a wig and takes it down, throws on the ground and burns it * such an ugly man only disgusts me. Unohana: Thanks for today, Zaraki-Taichou. Would you please take out the fire? Soi-Fon: * claps her hands * I appreciate it! Omaeda: But Taichou …

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Uso Contest 四

Ichimaru: * released * Shiro-Chan ain't here. My Plan worked out perfectly. Ichimaru: Well, are there any volunteers? Everybody: * SILENCE * Ichimaru: Anybody? Kuchiki Byakuya: * raises hand * Ichimaru: What a surprise! Please, go ahead and choose your partner! * to himself * Please, not me! Kuchiki Byakuya: Kurosaki Ichigo Kurosaki: What, me? Really? Unohana, Hinamori, Kira: * claps hands together, mumbling a kidou protective spell * Unohana: Just a precautionary measure! Ichimaru: Please, start! * whispering * and don’t destroy the entire Seireitei! Everbody: * agrees silently * Kuchiki Byakuya: This day I will test your capabilities if your hands are only able to destroy. The result shall be determined for your forthcoming future. Are you ready to be tested and judged by me? Kurosaki: To be honest, not really… Kuchiki Byakuya: Your hands … Kousaki: Don’t slice them off * hides them like Ichimaru under the yukata * I don’t fancy walking around like that fox-faced bastard. Kuchiki Byakuya: … will massage my back. Especially the nape?! Kurosaki: Hai * does it * Kuchiki Byakuya: * after a while * That was horrible, Kurosaki-Kun. Everybody: * starts looking for a hideout * Kuchiki Byakuya: That is a lie. Everybody: * breaths a sigh of relief *   Kuchiki Rukia: Nii-Sama, are you smiling?

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Uso Contest

Ichimaru: Who wants to ...

Hitsugaya: I volunteer * to Zaraki * Are you ready?

Zaraki: * nods *

Hitsugaya: * climbs on Zarakis shoulders * We are ready!

Ichimaru: * chuckles * Who will be ...

Hitsugaya: Ichimaru

Ichimaru: * signs to take the light away *

Hitsugaya: Right now, I am the one looking down on you. So I have only one question for you! How is the weather down there?

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Uso Contest 二

Ichimaru: * avoiding any closeness to Hitsugaya * Well then, who`s next?

Izuru: * raises hand slightly * Ichimaru- tai ... taicho?

Ichimaru: What is it Izuru?

Izuru: May I?

Ichimaru: Yes, please select your partner?

Izuru: Hinamori-kun!

Ichimaru: Take the light away!

Izuru: Hinamori-kun, I have heard that you had problems with kind men, especially men with glasses. Is that true?

Aizen: * somewhere else, inhales deeply *

Hinamori: Izuru ... kun

Izuru: I have an idea for ideal training. It ... It might be dangerous, but please join us. Today. In the afternoon. At the eleventh. It is going to be funny.

Hinamori: Izu .. ru

Izuru: * bows * Please, accept my invitation!

Hinamori: Izuru-kun, I can’t the Josei Shinigami ...

Izuru: * runs up to her, touches her shoulder hesitantly, shaky, scared voice * Uso, it is too ... you might get hurt ...

Hinamori: I join

Izuru: * giggles uncontrollably * Ha, Renji, I won, now it is your turn!

Ichimaru: * eyes Hinamori, wispers * Thanks for ruining my work! My hard work!

Hitsugaya: * eyes Ichimaru warily *