Phil Collins - Wear My Hat
She came looking for me with her arms open wide,like some long lost friend of mine.She said 'Excuse me, but do you remember me ?'I said 'No, I don't believe I do'So she looked me up and downand undressed me with her eyes,then she said 'You've got everything I need, you've got everything I want'
So I said 'OK,you can wear my hat,you can have my coat,you can take my shirt'cos I don't need it.You can wear my shoes,you can take my socks,come on take my bag it's yours
If you love it,you can have it if you love it,ain't no problem if you love it,come on take it if you love it.
So her friend came up to mewith a pen and paper in her hand,expressing some interest in the number of my room,She said 'Excuse me, but do you remember me? 'I said 'No,' she said 'Can I appeal to you?'So I looked her up and downand realising her insinuations I blushedshe said 'Listen babe you don't know me,no you don't know me but you owe me,
and I love you,yes I love you,put your arms around me 'cos I love you,I got all your records and I love you'
So I suggestedyou can wear my hat,you can have my coat,you can take my shirt'cos I don't need it.You can wear my shoes,you can take my socks,come on take my bag it's yours
If you love it,you can have it if you love it,ain't no problem if you love it,come on take it if you love it.
Well later on that day this guy came to mewith a scrap of paper in his handhe said 'Hey buddy can you sign your name for me?'I said 'Why, do I owe you money?' He said 'No'I said 'Listen pal do I know you? Have we ever met?Why do you want my name on this little piece of paper?He said 'I love you,I don't know you but I love you,like my brother I love you,put your arms around me 'cos I love you'
I said 'Hey let's not rush thingsyou can wear my hat,you can have my coat,you can take my shirt'cos I don't need it.You can wear my shoes,you can take my socks,come on take my bag it's yours
If you love it,you can have it if you love it,ain't no problem if you love it,come on take it if you love it.
You can wear my hat,You can wear my hat,You can wear my hat,Come on wear my hat.'
The Jolly Rogers - One For The Road
The door blew open and Jack blew inHe looked at the barkeep and said with a grinI must be going I really can’t staySo pour me a drink and I’ll be on my wayBarkeep said … “What’ll it be?”
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one ryeAnd bring me some cider I’ll give that a tryBring me two rums, one buttered one coldAnd bring me a scotch at least 7 years oldThen bring on the wine I’ll start with the PortAnd wash it all down with a beer of some sortThe brandy and sherry some grog and some aleSome old mountain dew and a good howlin’ galeMead, stout, vermouth and ginVodka, bourbon, and a sly grinMoonshine, tequila, cognac and schnappsSome old sour mash and two belly flopsGoldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toadAbsinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
Jack drank it down and said that was greatBut I must be going before it’s too lateThen his friends joined him and said sit back downIf you must be going we’ll buy you a roundBarkeep said … “What’ll it be?”
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one ryeAnd bring me some cider I’ll give that a tryBring me two rums, one buttered one coldAnd bring me a scotch at least 7 years oldThen bring on the wine I’ll start with the PortAnd wash it all down with a beer of some sortThe brandy and sherry some grog and some aleSome old mountain dew and a good howlin’ galeMead, stout, vermouth and ginVodka, bourbon, and a sly grinMoonshine, tequila, cognac and schnappsSome old sour mash and two belly flopsGoldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toadAbsinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
With all his friends passed out on the floorStill Jack’s bleary eyes were set on the doorThe barkeep he said “It’s early you see,So sit right back on down cause this one’s on me”So Jack said … “Ut’ll but he?”('Ut'll but he?' '...He was really drunk...')
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one ryeAnd bring me some cider I’ll give that a tryBring me two rums, one buttered one coldAnd bring me a scotch at least 7 years oldThen bring on the wine I’ll start with the PortAnd wash it all down with a beer of some sortThe brandy and sherry some grog and some aleSome old mountain dew and a good howlin’ galeMead, stout, vermouth and ginVodka, bourbon, and a sly grinMoonshine, tequila, cognac and schnappsSome old sour mash and two belly flopsGoldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toadAbsinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
Two ladies entered Jack got to his feetHe motioned them over and said have a seatBoth the girls giggled, one gave him a winkAnd Jack with a smile said I’ll buy you a drinkBarkeep said … “What’ll it be?”
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one ryeAnd bring me some cider I’ll give that a tryBring me two rums, one buttered one coldAnd bring me a scotch at least 7 years oldThen bring on the wine I’ll start with the PortAnd wash it all down with a beer of some sortThe brandy and sherry some grog and some aleSome old mountain dew and a good howlin’ galeMead, stout, vermouth and ginVodka, bourbon, and a sly grinMoonshine, tequila, cognac and schnappsSome old sour mash and two belly flopsGoldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toadAbsinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
So Jack stood up and said “I must be off”The barkeep said “Now I don’t mean to scoffBut you’re here nightly and never do goSo what’s say we both have one for the road?”Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?”
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one ryeAnd bring me some cider I’ll give that a tryBring me two rums, one buttered one coldAnd bring me a scotch at least 7 years oldThen bring on the wine I’ll start with the PortAnd wash it all down with a beer of some sortThe brandy and sherry some grog and some aleSome old mountain dew and a good howlin’ galeMead, stout, vermouth and ginVodka, bourbon, and a sly grinMoonshine, tequila, cognac and schnappsSome old sour mash and two belly flopsGoldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toadAbsinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one ryeAnd bring me some cider I’ll give that a tryBring me two rums, one buttered one coldAnd bring me a scotch at least 7 years oldThen bring on the wine I’ll start with the PortAnd wash it all down with a beer of some sortThe brandy and sherry some grog and some aleSome old mountain dew and a good howlin’ galeMead, stout, vermouth and ginVodka, bourbon, and a sly grinMoonshine, tequila, cognac and schnappsSome old sour mash and two belly flopsGoldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toadAbsinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!