#dirk's bro

[minjing-kun]

There are two types of big bro

[cofhades]

big d, alpha timeline

[artataliaf]

not the sad bug eyes.

[best-transgender-character]

Worst Homestuck Character Competition

Round 3 Match 2

Horuss Zahhak

Cronus Ampora

The Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

Her Imperious Condescension/The Condesce

Colonel Sassacre

Dirk's Bro (Dave Strider)

Gl'bgolyb

Voting ended onOct 2, 2023

This competition is not about "least transgender", vote for your least favorite! Canon gender is not a factor, and please don't call these characters cis.

The top three characters will proceed to the next round (the semi-finals)!

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Concept:

B2 Dave Strider makes an ironic true crime documentary about the mysterious disappearance of Crockercorp Heiress Jane Crocker on 2x3 Prong Day. He doesn't include a single provable fact and the whole thing features multiple dream sequences, animated interludes, and sections where the audio doesn't match the visuals at all. If you're in the loop about sburb its clear he knows exactly what happened to her

Dirk has watched this a minimum of 11 times. )(IC blew up her entire private theater the first time she saw it.

[torchtime]

That's just how it is in Houston

[rubysapphrald]

wish people would stop asking me for my skincare routine. i use fucking wet wipes

[axestuck]

there's a will left to survive, and a lot more on my mind that isn't ordinary.