#dirkdavekat

[problematichomesmutconfessions]

i need dirk and dave overwhelming karkat. sexual style. they all have a blood kink. biting, clawing, tearing, punching. they're all unearthing deeply repressed feelings and unpacking their respective self-loathing, together. fuck it, hal is there too. he’s on some killer robot bullshit.

[pappycakes]

I could just read 20 more fics of dirkdavekat where karkat is just trying to get those two to make out already

[the-meat-machine]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rating: M Words: 8.5k Relationship: Dave Strider/Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas Summary: Karkat is going to force Dirk and Dave to get their heads out of their nooks if it kills him.

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Yo it's my Polyswap fill! Featuring Dave in deep denial, Dirk being Dirk, and Karkat pulling off romcom-style shenanigans with a surprising amount of success. Also: So. Much. Dialog.

[laurasauras]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dave Strider/Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas, John Egbert/Dave Strider/Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas Characters: Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, Karkat Vantas, John Egbert Additional Tags: Crack, shitpost basically, Ringtoss, but with a dick, Idk man it was Emi's idea blame them, Strider euphemisms for genetalia, Anal Sex, Facials, kind of, Trans Dirk Strider Summary:

Dirk plays ringtoss with Dave's dick while Karkat keeps it up and at 'em.

[4ngelbride]

DirkDaveKat is life dude

[khemi]

A Package Deal

Anonymous said: Dave’s reaction to Dirk asking him if “That cute, angry-looking troll” is single.

Prompts are open. Never enough of this ship, especially not with added Dave.

“So, uh. You know all these Trolls, right?”

You look at Dirk, and he looks back, both of you unwavering in your stares. It’s not a huge shock you break first, looking away and clearing your throat.

“Sure do. They’re my crew, my posse, my meteor meet-up mates, my paradox space play pals, my Alternian assisting associates.” You could go on, but you don’t, because Dirk is giving you the same look you gave him when he started yelling at you about his sword. “Uh. I mean. Might do.”

Smooth, Dave.

“That one.” Dirk subtly motions, and you glance after his hand. “The cute angry one. He, uh. He have any red quadrants filled, or..?”

“Yes!” You blurt it way louder than you meant to, and don’t look away from Karkat fast enough, because now he’s looking at you both and squinting and oh fuck he’s coming over. “Yep! So full, bro. So. Full.”

“What’s so full, other than your mouth being full of shit like always.” Karkat huffs as he drops to the ground beside you, looking between you and Dirk slowly. “Oh great, it’s a Strider family ramble, where no one knows what the fuck anyone is saying even when they finally manage to say more than one word at a time. Incredible. I can’t believe I get to witness this fucking travesty first hand.”

“We were, uh, just. Talking!” You answer helpfully, and Karkat fixes you in a glare.

“Talking about me. Try and be more subtle with you fucking gawping, Dave.” He looks at Dirk, who you can see is focused intently on him, something that annoys you greatly.

“I was asking if you’re seeing anyone,” Dirk supplies openly, and you choke on a noise. “You’re pretty pitiable.”

Karkat’s face slowly turns red, and you can’t tell if he’s going to tell or run away. In the end, he just grits out, “forward, Strider Version Two. That’s- forward of you.”

“I tried beating the bush until the bush was deader than the horse of my issues, and then beat it some more, and that didn’t work out. Figured I’d try this upfront shit I’m told well-adjusted people do.”

“You think I’m going to jump on your piteous bulge, you have another thing coming, asshole. I’m not that fucking easy. Talk to me when I fucking know you and maybe we’ll see, but in case it wasn’t clear-” Karkat seizes your hand and you lock up, wheezing. “Me and Dave are a package deal. If he doesn’t like you being with me it’s never going to be an option. Got it?”

Dirk looks at you, and gives a smile that has you flashing back to a childhood sense of impending doom.

“Crystal clear,” he murmurs, and you realise very quickly that you’re doomed.

“John saw you kissing Dirk.”

You choke on your cereal, but Karkat is unfazed.

“He’s very serious about his courting, isn’t he?” He comments idly, sipping his juice as he watches you. You groan and cover your face, because God, this isn’t a conversation you ever want to have with anyone.

“You did say package deal,” you remind him, and Karkat avoids your gaze. “I told you he’d see it as a challenge.”

Both of you eat in silence for a while, before Karkat coughs and you just drop your damn spoon.

“You wanna arrange some vacillations, or-?”

“Oh thank fuck, finally.” You stand abruptly. “I’ll get the schedule.”

“Holy shit, yes please.”

Dirk smirks like an asshole when you both present the rota.

You’d care a lot more if his first act as part of your messed up triad wasn’t dragging you and Karkat into a carefully constructed pillow fort and kissing you both until the only pile around was the one of flustered, giggling dorks.

This might actually work.

What a wonderful mess it’ll be.

[dozygoats]

Looking for a Dirk/Dave/Karkat fic

I've been looking for this fic that I read before, but cannot find anywhere now. It's Dirk/Dave/Karkat, really explicit, and pretty dub-con. If that sounds like something you would read, the summary of the fic is under the read more. If anyone has any idea where I could find it again, I would really appreciate a link!

In the fic, Karkat has just been fired from his job and is about to lose his apartment if I can't pay rent on time. He is completely broke, but refuses to ask for help or accept "charity" from his friends.

Dirk and Dave try to convince Karkat to let them help him, but he absolutely will not accept their help. In an attempt to force him into accepting help, they give him the choice between just accepting money from them, or earning the money by starring in a porno for Dirk's studio.

Karkat stubbornly chooses the porno. So they film a porno.

The porno is really explicit, pretty dub-con, kind of a gangbang/sex slave set up with Karkat as the bottom. Karkat can "safeword" out with a little bracelet with a button if it gets too intense. Dirk and Dave star in the porn with Karkat and seem to have a subtle dom/sub relationship. Dirk likes to film his films all in one take, but Karkat doesn't make it all the way to the end before he buzzes out.

After buzzing out, Karkat gets cleaned up, and there's more embarrassment and dub-con and dom/sub DirkDave interactions.

I remember almost everything that is in this fic, but have no idea where I read it or who wrote it. I have googled the fuck out of every possible phrase or word combo I could think of and can't find a single mention of it.

If you've read it, and especially if you have a link to it, I would really love to know! Even just letting me know if it's been permanently deleted would be appreciated so I can stop spending all my time looking for it.

[fuck-slayer]

ityellsback replied to your post: dirk tries to give orders sometimes and karkat just LOOKS AT HIM and he’s like “uh nevermind" and tries to play it off like he meant for that to happen (he didn’t)

dave is just like “dude" while dirk looks like he might be embarrassed if he weren’t such a cool dude and karkat just starts saying what xe wants to be happening

karkat is the Queen Bee