thanks to thequirkle for tagging me :)
Are there any funny stories that your family likes to tell about you? If so, what is it?
when i was in grade 4 i got in trouble for breaking a kid's camera at the swimming carnival, and i tried to explain why i did it, but my teacher wouldn't let me and every time i attempted to talk, the punishment escalated from helping in the cafeteria, to a detention, and then finally to an in-school suspension. by then i finally figured i should stop complaining and i ended up with three days of detention and i couldn't participate in the events.
when i went home i told mum, and she asked me why i broke the camera, but i was like 'no, man, i get in trouble when that happens' and i told mum that i was originally going to do the cafe thing but then it got worse every time i talked, so mum (being the kind of lady that preaches justice), marched into the school with me the next day and demanded i at least get less detentions, as the severe punishments only happened because my teacher was a huge bitch.
eventually my mother's brute force of will managed to get me two days of detention instead of five, and it was then that she asked me to explain why i broke the kid's camera, assuring me i wouldn't be punished this time. i told the teacher that i found the camera under a shirt filming from inside the girl's change room and long story short i got a kid expelled that day
What was the last lie you told?
i'm... kind of a chronic liar, so i'm not sure what the last one was, but i remember telling my mum i definitely had lunch yesterday so there's one
What is your favourite type of pizza?
either meatlovers or chicken
What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
actual dirt
What is the longest time you’ve gone without sleep?
like 4 days i think?
Favourite knock-knock joke?
would you miss me if i left tomorrow?
would you miss me if i left in a week?
would you miss me if i left in a month?
would you miss me if i left in a year?
knock knock
who's there?
you have already forgotten me.
(just googled good knock knock jokes whoops)
If you joined the circus, which act would you do?
proobably like the clown or something
Have you ever been on a roller coaster? If yes, which one and how was it? If no, would you like to go on one?
i've been on many, the most noteworthy one being the superman coaster at warner bros movie world
What’s the most played song on your iPhone/iPod/Music Player thingy?
probably you and i by ingrid michaelson
Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity or fictional character? If so, which one?
umm mako from sailor moon and sasha from shingeki no kyojin are the ones i get the most
What would you name your autobiography?
'check yourself before you beck yourself', probably
ok now for my questions...
Do you have any nicknames? If so, what are they?
What was the happiest moment in your life?
If you could interview anyone, who would it be?
What is the strangest thing you believed in as a child?
Out of all your friends, who performs the most random acts of kindness?
Are you more likely to avoid conflict or engage it?
Have any guilty pleasures?
Do you have a catchphrase?
Have you ever seen a TV show called Firefly? If not, you should watch it.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Is it difficult for you to be honest?
aand i'm going to tag jack, jess (i'm sorry to both of you for using you as tagging scapegoats), conor, meeshmess, sadness-as-dusk-falls, spookyamashu, readyforthescotchtape, catatasaur, imsok, clarebearchen