#disaster post

[disaster-guys]

New head canon I cannot stop rotating in my brain: Percy learned to box the summer after his first quest.

One time a school friend threw a fake punch at him and he froze. He had thought being a demigod, being strong, knowing how to swing a sword, would make him feel safer around mortals. He had the muscle memory to swing a sword now. But he also had muscle memory for when he saw a fist. And it was to freeze.

He started going a boxing gym after that. He wanted to learn a new response. He wanted to know how to defend himself against mortals.

After he learned the basics and got decent, he kept going, turns out boxing was a pretty good way to let off steam. Especially when you couldn’t casually challenge your friends to a sword fight.

He had the Hephaestus kids make some punching bags (extra strong/durable) and he started practicing at camp too. He even lead some self defense classes at camp.

Later on, he teaches Jason to box too. He works with him on the stances, he holds his waist, he shows him how to properly making a fist, he teaches Jason the basics punches. It doesn’t take long for Jason’s entire face to turn red.

[jal-a-pe-no-s]

Once I can find/thrift a good jacket, I am going to start putting together my battle jacket and I think I might make a patch with a file quote on it

Currently I am thinking the insane tweets will be good candidates, but if anyone has any ideas, please share

[loz-the-noob]

‘Random’ Marie headcanon #3

Marie rubs circles in people’s backs when comforting them. Uh…. somethingsomething tides somethingsomething moon something circles. Yeah.

[rockynfriends]

Pokemon games then: oh no your last Pokemon fainted and you blacked out!

Pokemon games now:

[disasterboard]

abstraction is so useful sometimes

“I have a neurological condition that effects my circadian rhythm, so morning meetings aren’t ideal”

sounds a hell of a lot more professional than

“I have a hard time waking up early because of [troublesome white boy disorder], I’ll probably be late to any meeting scheduled before 11”

[wahoo-stomp]

@meloetta-appreciation​

[disaster-guys]

Percy who likes to be silly bc he never got to be with Gabe, Jason who embraces his whimsy whole-heartedly bc he never got to be silly in the child army city

These are two deeply unserious whimsical men and they love each other very much

(And Percy who loves Jason so much for participating in the silly and never thought he was stupid for enjoying things)

[disaster-guys]

Jercy canons:

When they need to have private conversations at the camps, Jason flies them in the air. Arguments never last long this way because they have to hold onto each other. They used to go underwater sometimes too, but the fish gossiped too much.

They're so touchy with each other like even in a nonsexual way. They always want to have some sort of contact with each other. So they'll hold hands across the table. Or even hold just pinkies sometimes. If one of them sits too far away, they're man spreading just so they can press their thighs together. It's the constant reminder they both need that they're together and safe.

They made the mistake of going under water once, the nereids gossiped so much the entire camp new about their stupid argument, the fish would not stop talking about it, not to mention Triton ended up hearing about it and teased him for it when he went to visit. They did not try again. They will underwater to hang out and kiss though, because it's not like that's a secret

Having arguments up in the sky though is such a fun visual, if it's a heated one a small hurricane starts whipping up around them, lightning starts sparking off Jason, it's quite the spectacle. Having to hold each other so close, look into each other's eyes, the fights turn to gentle conversations, and it's not uncommon to end with a kiss either

Jason who has anxiety being in a world so much bigger and different than the one he grew up in, Percy who is never far from drifting off into a dissociative episode, always just holding on to each, grounding and reassuring each other, I'm here, you're not alone, this is real

They can function with out each other of course, but if they are together they are together, these boys are the cuddliest mother fuckers, Jason is sitting an arm chair reading, Percy crawls in to his lap and just exists there for a while, Percy is cooking and Jason is hugging him from behind like it's his job