so, two weeks ago I had my ninetieth birthday. which basically means that I am now of legal drinking age (I live in Canada). we went up to my aunt's house for my birthday and spent time with my dad's side of the family, since it was also thanksgiving and my cousin's birthday (my family really likes to combine events). right when my parents were going to give me my birthday present, my had had one condition: I was going to take my first shot with him. now, I have never, ever taken a shot before. first thing wrong with that? I say "take a shot" apparently it's "have a shot". and after this incident I don't think I will ever take a shot again (oh - there we go again). so my dad gets two shot glasses and some sort of alcohol. he then just decides to drink it right away and expects me to do the same (did I mention that a) my grandparents, aunt, uncle, cousins, mother, and brother are all watching me? and b) that I have NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING?) I think at this point I just said "hey, how hard can it be, you just have to drink it and be done. boy, was I wrong about that one. I just kind of stood there and went "oh, okay, this is happening" before proceeding to put it up to my mouth and drink it. only when I started drinking it I started to freak out because I was supposed to drink it all at once and I guess my head didn't like that. so by the time I figured out that it wasn't all going to happen in one sip, I pulled it away and the contents of the cup went absolutely everywhere. my hair, my face, my dress, the cardigan I was wearing, my shoes, the floor. everywhere. after I was done coughing and just realizing the fact there was alcohol all over me, I looked up to find the very unique facial expressions of my family members. my cousins and brother were laughing hysterically, my grandparents were laughing, my aunt and mother looked concerned (thankfully someone did) and my uncle and dad are just in disbelief that something like that could actually happen. once I got all cleaned up (and I just had to shower there was so much in my hair) I came back downstairs to face the wrath of my crazy family. yeah, I think they're going to be holding that one against me for a while. great first shot experience, don't you think? you only get one of those, and oh man did I make a good mark. you discover something new everyday.