#discworldedit

[my-beautiful-wickedness]

You may think of us as... the Auditors.

Really? What do you audit?

Everything. We maintain the logical order of the universe.

[shirecryptid]

          —  terry pratchett ,  wintersmith .

[face--the--strange]

↬ Death (Discworld) ↫

[valarinde]

'You’ll be upholding the honour of Ankh-Morpork, remember!’ ‘Really, dear? What shall I do with the other hand?’ said Vimes.

— Terry Pratchett, Thud!

[hermitmoss]

Sybil Ramkin, The Fifth Elephant

[palominojacoby]

"Adora Belle fought back, and to make sure fought back even before she was attacked."

- Going Postal, by Terry Pratchett

[fortesque]

‘What sort of person,’ said Salzella patiently, ‘sits down and writes a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. Opera can do that to a man. [...]’

Maskerade by Terry Pratchett

[northerntrash]

100 favourites challenge: 1/100

Heroes 1/10 ||| Granny Weatherwax ||| Discworld (novel series)

“When all hope was gone, you called for Granny Weatherwax, because she was the best. And she always came. Always. But popular? No. Need is not the same as like.”