#disillusionedwithhumanity

[memeistopheles-blog]

[ disillusionedwithhumanity ]

                         “Jon, mind tellin’ me why there’s a  frickin’ snake in my drawer?”

[blvckvcid]

20/4

Dark is lurking, and I've been hiding like a bitch, Smoking all woes, staying locked up in this crypt. Whaddup? It's the fate I'm choosing, I'm losing, abusing, Disillusioned. So shut up.

[ask--the--imp--sowachowski-blog]

[2015-01-20, 6:28:45 PM] dork dylan: YEAH. ANARCHY.

[2015-01-20, 6:29:02 PM] dork dylan: FLIPS CAR

[2015-01-20, 6:29:22 PM] l o s e r: jfc guys

[2015-01-20, 6:29:23 PM] SoCk ✂ sOwAcHoWsKi : dylan, that wasn’t very nice

[2015-01-20, 6:29:37 PM] dork dylan: f uck your 'nice'

[2015-01-20, 6:29:38 PM] SoCk ✂ sOwAcHoWsKi : composes car whilst alarms are going off

[2015-01-20, 6:29:48 PM] SoCk ✂ sOwAcHoWsKi : apologize to the vehicle

[2015-01-20, 6:29:48 PM] dork dylan: huffs

[memeistopheles-blog]

disillusionedwithhumanity​

[ Text MSG: To: Princess ♡ ]                               ➥ 'U make me smile.'                               ➥ 'and also super horny but thats not the point.' 

[yang199821]

Patty sat in her office facedown, she was a little behind working today. Specifically the fact she felt last on meph's list of girls I would date. She was an idiot to think hell would be different. Maybe if she became a mormon and God let her in she could at least find someone that wasn't so stressed granted no sex but maybe she could bend the rules.

[ask-reverse-gideon-pines]

☞ Sock Sowachowski

     It was the holiday rush, lines of people trotted up and down isles. The noises of parents debating over different items for different family members.

     Every toy in the vast sea of Barbies, Transformers and Tiny-Tots products were touched. Moved to abnormal areas, knocked over and some even broken. The holiday rush was the worst, so many brave products sacrificed and doomed. Doomed to a life of saliva and yanking back and forth.

Thank goodness most parents didn’t enter the clothing isle. To be more specific the Sock isle.

((Just 4 u))

[ask-reverse-gideon-pines]

"This is the ugliest sweater I've ever worn... I love it!"

Gideon smiled brightly, he was glad his gift to Jonathan was taken with gratitude. After all Paz had put some hours into it, even pricking her finger once or twice in the process. "I-I’m glad you like it.. I didn’t really now what else to get you."

The teenager rubbed his arm, that was another person checked off his list. It was like he was Santa and was passing out the presents.

[memeistopheles-blog]

"Wheres that nerd, Jon?"