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tadc incorrect quotes // xmas edition [22/?] merry xmas everyone!! <3

Since it's nearly December, have funny meme :)

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Elf (2003) sentence starters!

"Hey! What's your name?" "You can bake cookies in a tree." "It's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree in the dry season." "Maybe by next christmas you'll have a home." "The best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." "I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly." "What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those too?!" "There were a few drawbacks to being a human in an elf's world." "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toymaker in the world." "I'm a cotton-headed-ninnymuggins." "You're not a cotton-headed-ninnymuggins." "This might be the golden opportunity to find out who you really are." "Some people, they just lose their way in life. That doesn't mean they can't find it again." "I'll always be here for you." "Does someone need a hug?" "I walked all day and night to find you." "Are you gonna sing a song or something?" "Hey have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous!" "Why are you smiling like that?" "Work is your new favourite." "Santa's coming, there's so much to do." "Six inch ribbon curls, honey." "By the way, I think you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world." "You sit on a throne of lies." "You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa." "I knew you would come! I love you for coming!" "I thought we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands." "I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in." "I waited five hours for you." "So, good news. I saw a dog today." "Things worked out pretty good. They gave me a restraining order." "I think you're beautiful, and I feel really warm when I'm around you, and, my tongue swells up." "It smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wants to hurt me." "Apparently, all we have is vegetables." "I get more action in a week than you've have in your entire life." "What's more vulnerable than a peach?" "I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and jammed eleven cookies into the VCR." "Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing." "The paparazzi has been trying to nail me for years." "Give me your hat and coat." "I'm getting too old for this job."