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Taxidermy Paws
some very sketchy and messy Sun and Moon doodles, feat. Feebee. Wanted to practice with various poses.
TW: a bit of blood in Feebee’s doodle, featuring a bitten-off arm.
20 minute school assignment challenge
I CAN STILL SMELL THE CRAYOLA CRAYONS
Fantasy AU but with Rightmin: How does our soft bean king meet Right and what leads up to him losing the throne?
I've actually changed up how Henry and Right meet and some little details here and there.
While Wilford was still king, a tough war with the Ice Nation happened and instead of Dave getting injured and becoming a cook, Rupert gets injured. After the war, Dave still becomes a cook but Rupert retires, unable to serve his role as personal guard.
Because Henry has just become king still, he is in need of a new personal guard, so Geoffrey sends the call out for any knight that wants to be the personal guard for King Henry.
Righteous answers the call, secretly wanting to still overthrow Henry and take over at first.
But after some assassins try to kill Henry one night and Righteous witnesses the King's kindness in patching up his wounds as soon as the assassins were killed, Righteous not only earns a new found respect for Henry, he no longer want to overthrow Henry, becoming his legitimate personal guard.
The next few months go by and King Henry and Righteous get to know each other more, with Henry making Righteous a ruby brooch as a sign of their close friendship
But King Henry needs a new advisor soon, as Geoffrey wants to retire. So Henry meets with several potential people and ends up choosing Thomas Chestershire, former Grand Mage who was exiled by the current Grand Mage, Reginald Copperbottom.
At first, things are fine, Thomas is a solid advisor for the first few weeks. But as time went by, Righteous had a sinking feeling that Chestershire was manipulating Henry, especially with Henry signing off on several declarations of wars that Righteous knows Henry would never sign off on and King Henry spending more and more time with Thomas, coming back from those meetings extremely tired and confused.
And Righteous' suspiciousness of Thomas was correct, as he stormed into the King's chamber to see Thomas about to murder Henry while he was clearly deep under hypnosis and unable to defend himself.
Righteous gets Henry out of the way, with Henry snapping out of his daze and realizing that there had been several gaps in his memory like this one in the past few weeks, and that Thomas had to be the culprit.
Thomas then reveals everything, donning a magical sword and creating several duplicates of himself. Righteous and King Henry get separate because of the sheer number of clones, and because Henry has no shield or way to escape, Henry not only loses his right eye but his left arm as well.
As soon as Righteous heard Henry's screams, he found a newfound strength and torched most of the clones, getting to King Henry and using a teleport crystal to get the two of them out of there.
Henry is deeply traumatized by the whole thing, but Righteous assures Henry that they will get the Toppat Kingdom back, that right now they needed to lay low and recover from their injuries and if anything, Righteous should of seen Chestershire's trick sooner and did something.
Henry lets Righteous know that he is the last person at fault for everything that happened, kissing Righteous and confessing his love. Righteous kisses Henry back and under the full moon, they vow to always be together, no matter how rough things get.
Meanwhile Thomas doesn't like that King Henry and Righteous are alive and puts out bounty on both of them, wanting them dead and out of the way of his ill gotten kinghood.
Bird Claw Earring
Framed Muntjac Deer Hooves
Right: *gives Henry a dead arm*
Henry: BHA! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Right: Pay attention to me.
Henry: WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO KEEP YOUR DISMEMBERED ARM?!
Right: Helps people pay attention.
Henry: You mean scare the crap of people, because that is all that it is doing.
Right: Gets people to look at me so it is doing it's job.
Henry: I'm telling Reginald!
Right: You fucking tattletale!
3 for you, 12 for kai, 28 for joanna
Thank you for the ask, my friend!
3: What are your favorite tropes?
That's a bit hard. I like a lot of whump tropes. I like stories with the slow revealing of what a whumpee went through, I love hair pulling, can't get enough of betrayal (especially when the villain is disturbed by it as well) and I love whumper turned whumpee. There's something so sweet about the whumper becoming intimately familiar with what they put Whumpee through and regretting it. There are certainly more that I love, though I cannot think of all of them right now.
12: What is your least favorite punishment?
Kai wrinkled his nose. "Wasn't really punishment, was it? I guess I was punished sometimes for struggling too much, but I stopped that pretty quickly and the deaths never got any more merciful.
"Still, I think the worst time was..... well, guess you could say I was drawn and quartered in my second month there. That's where most of the blood in the office came from. Leshy was having a particularly bad day, I think. He wouldn't stop laughing. I think.... before I died I remember seeing him waving at me with my own arm."
28: Have you ever gone too far? If so, what did you do when that happened?
Joanna stares at you, a reporter without a face, it seemed, a cruel smile on your lips. She looked down at the cuffs around her wrists and her prisoner's outfit. "I guess I have," she murmured. "And I.... doubled down, I suppose. I've never been good at taking a step back and.... well, you see where that's gotten me.