#disneycourse

[everythingispirates]

let's make up a hypothetical tumblrina. let's call her svetlana. sventlana joins the big sexy potc discord and is instantly a menace literally bringing up her hypothetical pirates of the caribbean visual novel adaptation the moment someone so much as breathes in any given channel. if you say "hey I'm thinking about writing a fanfiction where elizabeth studies nuclear physics" svetlana appears beetlejuice style and says "that's a good concept. I'm stealing it for my pirates of the caribbean visual novel". this happens repeatedly. svetlana is told by the endlessly patient mods to maybe lay off it a bit. maybe keep the talk about the pirates of the caribbean visual novel to the appropriate channels. svetlana does not listen. svetlana continues to bring up the pirates of the caribbean visual novel in any given conversation. are you picturing it? picture it worse than what you're picturing. now one day svetlana posts a screenshot of a generically kinky tumblr post. svetlana selfships with pintel and says "omg this is sooo me and pintel #pintlana". another user appears. let's call him blake. blake says "omg this is soooo pintel and ragetti #moog". svetlana goes silent for an hour. svetlana goes to the vent channel and starts vagueing blake. svetlana gets told she's being a menace. svetlana goes silent. svetlana reappears and says the words "I had a dream @/blake where you gave me an apology". svetlana gets told she's being a menace. svetlana is - for the first time in server history - sentenced to a week in timeout rather than being outright banned by the endlessly patient mods. is told in no uncertain terms to fix her fucking shit. svetlana returns a week later. svetlana has not fixed her shit. svetlana is permabanned. svetlana then spends the next TWO YEARS vagueing tumblr user blake and a hypothetical tumblr user we'll call elvy and everyone involved in the banning of svetlana. svetlana continuously presents herself as a poor beset upon victim. svetlana calls you CHOPPED. if this happened to you would you feel like you were living in a simulation or would you be like lol yeah that's svetlana for you? #urgent

[44be1ow]

people be like ‘yas queen ! elizabeth swann is a feminist icon !’ and then be like ‘a woman as the lead of the new pirates movie ??? wtf, disgusting’

[everythingispirates]

I feel the need to stress that I actually think selfshipping is a noble and honourable pastime I just don't like this bitch for unrelated reasons

[everythingispirates]

I knew like vaguely about the Svetlana drama but I didn’t know all those causes were about you guys that’s so fucked?? Especially the misgendering and just not listening and the vagues this pisses me off actually thank you for like showing this

it's been such a time like I'm not gonna pretend to be above internet drama like at the end of the day I do get a kick out of some of it but it kind of gets to a point with the misgendering and the constantttttt posting abt us. like I want it noted that I've never posted abt miss girl unprompted it's either when I'm being vagued or back when she was basically living in my inbox sending me a bunch of bullshit all the time. and I don't get her obsession with painting herself as the victim in this literally years after the fact like how are you not embarrassed

[everythingispirates]

Amber Heard is a sociopath. Straight up plain and clear. Depp's no angel, either. This was a toxic relationship, but HIS life is the one being ruined by this mess. Every time she's opened her mouth, it's been a blatant lie, and according to people who've been WATCHING the trial, she's quoting lines from her movies word for word as part of her testimony. Depp's the victim here. Not her, and his past relationships can confirm it.

what part of me saying I have no interest in taking sides in a dv case involving people I've never met made you think this was something I was interested in hearing

[everythingispirates]

norrington stans I am so sorry but this is why I don't trust norrington stans </3

[everythingispirates]

Aight I finally got it to work so uh. okay idk how much of the potc rp community follows me but if you're seeing this just a heads up there's a new user who's been interacting with a lot of potc roleplay blogs and this is what she's posting on her free time. She deleted most of this and this was all I had time to nab but yeah, cw for racism, specifically use of the n-word

[ID: Four screenshots of text posts by tumblr user blueblazeswildcat88. The first reads "GREAT line here! Matthew's character asks this man if he's a [n-word, hard r] while at the funeral of 3 boys who thought they were doing the right thing by laying down their arms and surrendering to the Confederate army. McConaughey asks this person if he's someone's [n-word, hard r], after declaring that in the end, we're all someone's [n-word, hard r]; meaning that we are all owned by somebody else. This person says, "No, I am not", and McConaughey asks "Why not?". This is his answer: "Because you cannot own a child of god". GREAT answer, and something I think a certain group of people could learn from. "So if the son shall set you free you will be free indead" ~ John 8:36."

The second one is a response to an ask, the ask reading "Hello. I don't want to seem rude but your casual use of the n-word in your most recent post makes me highly uncomfortable. Could I trouble you to please delete it?". Wildcat's response reads "Please take responsibility for your own feelings. Thank you."

The third and fourth images show two parts of the same text, which was in response to an ask that I unfortunately didn't manage to screenshot. The text reads "Btw, it wasn't just black people who were called the "N" word either. And black people call each other that word all the time, even whites. I know, because I heard it all the time when I worked at a warehouse that was predominantly black workers. They called their white buddies that word, so it's not just a word owned by blacks. Even back in civil war times (and again, if you bothered to watch the movie you'd understand), white enslaved men (*GASPS* YES, THERE WERE WHITE SLAVES IN THE U.S.!) were called that. Also I don't identify as a white person, I identify as a HUMAN BEING, and that's how I see everybody else. I could really care less what color a person is. I'm more interested in the contents of their character than what their race is. This is the last "ask" I'll allow on this. After this, no more. If you wanna ask something about James, his relationship with my mun or POTC in general, that's fine. But anything else NOT pertaining to that will not be allowed anymore. That's not what this blog is for. Cheers, and god bless! ^_^". End ID.]

[everythingispirates]

ive been a potc fan for,, Too Long but i still dont understand how there are people who think the british guys are hot like falfkskkfg how are there whole sects of this fandom dedicated to these men. you want to tell me MERCER is your fave? some mf who doesnt even get named in the movie?? that guy? okay.........

LITERALLY IT MAKES SO LITTLE SENSE TO ME especially when they make up personalities for groves and gilette and it's like. the most basic fandom fave shit ever. like they will grab a bunch of stock incorrect quotes, slap the navy guys' names on there and call that a personality