I feel like we aren’t taking advantage enough of the fact that Robert was incredibly famous before.
He quickly becomes Z-team’s favorite reaction photos. Doesn’t matter the situation, they always have one on hand.
Robert texts to remind them to come in a hour early for a mandatory training? They immediately are sending photos of him getting beat the hell up in that mech suit
Someone makes a bad jokes and they send photos of him looking awkward in interviews.
Flambae has taken to finding a new photo of him on fire everyday and sending it with the caption “me when you”
Don’t even get me STARTED on when they start dredging up the interviews. In the intro, they had that man reading off a script, and when he went off it he immediately went insane. He is NOT media trained.
They are finding the worst most stupidest thins he’s ever said and repeating it to him daily like a mantra
God help him if they locate any merch. He woke up once to a body pillow of himself in his bed. Robert doesn’t know who, doesn’t know why, doesn’t know how. And he doesn’t want to know.











