#dispatch crack

[lasciviousliii]

Instead of drawing each scene I just decided to edit the cut outs as best I could onto screencaps (credits to MKIceAndFire on yt)

I could've gone hours editing these on more scenes but yeah... My fav is definitely the one in the gym

With great power comes great responsibility

[silverwolf1249]

You know I’ve seen a couple fics where Flambae gets Robert to fake date him to meet his family because Robert is a nice enough normie to please them, but I would love to see Robert specifically ask Flambae to come to the Brave Brigade reunion with him. Like the Shroud is dead/back in prison and Robert the Third is still alive reunion.

Robert hasn’t seen these people in 15 years just like Chase, but from what he remembers of them they were messsyy. The whole Shroud drama aside, it was amazing the team didn’t break up while Robbie was still alive that’s how messy everyone was with each other.

Dysfunctional ass incestuous found family worse than the z team no wonder Robert accepted Coop/Sonar back so easily even after they tortured him, that was nothing compared to the literal murder after his dad and Elliott had the falling out that Robert still isn’t 100% sure wasn’t at least partially influenced by Robbie also breaking up with Elliott. He does not want to think too hard about that thank you very much.

Based on what he’s heard through the hero gossip train and Chase, they haven’t gotten much better since Robbie died. And he just knows all of his psuedo aunts and uncles are going to ask if he’s dating anyone, and he’s determined to prove that even a fake relationship with a guy who he took the fingers off of and who tried to kill him at least once was somehow still more stable and healthy than whatever the fuck was going on with some of these people.

Flambae is so in just for the love of the game and the fucking tea he knows he’s about to witness. And of course being able to make fun of Bobert without the guy being able to protest it while he’s at it is just the cherry on top. Joke’s on them though because they realize they really are better than pretty much any couple there without even trying and it makes them have to rethink some things about their relationship

Like is there actually something there or is the Brave brigade genuinely that insane, p sure Flambae is wondering what soap opera he fucking landed himself into where the healthiest relationship at the reunion is him and fucking Mecha bitch. Except he finds it very easy to play the enemies to coworkers to lovers trope with Bob Bob. And the way Robert leans into the heated warmth of Flambae’s arm wrapped around the bitch’s tiny ass waist is almost intoxicating(but also shit Flambae needs to feed this skinny ass white man, the waist is almost too tiny)

Chase at this point is alright with the z team (again, fucked up found family messier than the z team, dude settled right in after he realized Robert was in it for the long haul with these fuckers), and is live texting the group chat they have that don’t have Flambae or Robert in it as the other Z-teamers make their bets for when they finally get their heads out of their asses and how.

[emmasmoke8]

Sonar: Star Blazer, we have something really important to tell you—

*glances over at Flambae putting a bulletproof vest on, glances back at Chase standing before them with eyes almost glowing gold*

Sonar: Star Blazer—

Sonar, glances back at Flambae: are you wearing Kevlar?

Chase: Now, gentlemen, we’re not going to sit here and pretend there’s not a big-ass elephant in the room

Sonar: what the fuck is going on?

Chase, flipping over a photo of a younger him smiling beside a young boy with a chip in his ear: this is what the fuck is going on

*Sonar looks between the picture, an angry Chase, and a thousand-yard stare Flambae for several seconds, and then—*

Sonar: Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Sonar, laughing: Shit! No! That is not happening right now! No!

Sonar, running out of Chase’s office to yell at everyone in SDN: Hey, y’all, he’s fucking Star Blazer’s son! Yo!

Back in the office, Chase: Every time he says that shit—

Sonar, background: Oh, my fuck!

Chase: —that’s another foot in your ass

Sonar: Flambae, you clearly—yo, this is the best thing ever! Flambae fucked Star Blazer’s son! 🎶Flambae fucked Star Blazer’s son! Flambae fucked Star Blazer’s son!🎵

Sonar, back in the office, grabbing Flambae’s shoulder: Shit, fuck! You fucked Star Blazer’s son?! Star Blazer, what the—you bragged to him to his face. To his actual face. Star Blazer… Do you understand that this face right here, you bragged to that face?

Sonar, looking back at Chase: You actually high-fived Flambae for fucking your son! Holy shit! Oh my god! This is…

*Chase’s eyes are fully glowing*

Sonar: it’s really not that funny

[sunnyfrenchfries]

Jealousy part 2

[fandom-skellyweirdo-jumper]

I want the kind of Invisigal & Robert best friends friendship-

where Invisigal bets 69 bucks that Robert's gonna end up hooking up/having hate sex with Flambae within the year, and Robert bets against it.

Only to have Invisigal wake up one morning at like 7am after a bar crawl with the Phoenix Team to a 69 bucks venmo notification and a text message from Robert saying, "If you say a single fucking thing to me about this at work, I'm am going to fuck with your shampoo and make you look like discount Blond Blazer. I know your work schedule and where you live."

And Invisigal finds a loophole where she brings Robert a box of mini-donuts that spell out "Congrats On Getting Laid!"

[thefinalyeehaw]

Thinking about Robert saying the wildest things that somehow calms Flambae down.

Like, Flambae is in an argument with someone, his hands are engulfed in flames, ready to cremate the bitch in front of him.

Robert could casually walk by and just said, “I can’t fuck you if you’re in jail”. The response is instant from Flambae. Fire is gone and Flambae is either taking deep breaths or just stormed off with saying another word (usually with Robert following behind).

The power of Robussy saves a life and Flambae from jail.

[waterbirdfirebird]

I made this. My Magnum Opus

[mangosandcucumbers]

Dispatch Sentient Mechsuit( or the mechsuit ai) au BUT the Mechaman Sentient ai prefers goes by she/her and she essentially a mother figure to Robert and is very protective