the boyfriend is Voltari, obvs 💅🏻
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the boyfriend is Voltari, obvs 💅🏻
I fully headcanon that voltari can't wear makeup safely because of his eye injury (people believe different things about his eye, but yk) so he just lives vicariously through dissectus, hence the bold brows and lipstick he wears, and I think that's SO CUTE
Yonderland Magazine Issue 2
Voltari: That's ridiculous, Dissectus doesn't have a crush on me.
Giles: Yes he does.
Bu'jet Kutz: Yes he does.
Dissectus: Yes I do.
Giles is sick of their shit
Fave Yonderland characters and why?
Oh god this is such a hard question, I love them all too much!
To get the obvious out of the way, I love all of the elders, but specifically vex, flowers and ho tan. They're all so stupid and adorable and they make a wonderful family.
Dissectus and voltari are my babies and they do no wrong in my books lol. They're also my favourite ship so I have to include them :)
Kendall is wonderfully cunty, up there for sure!
The bird and the bee! Idk what it is, I just love their bickering and they have a specific vibe that makes me so happy and I can't place it.
I also love nick the stick, he's my spirit animal.
I'm well aware that most of these answers are like so basic, but they clearly have a reason to be popular!
Also, I really love these questions you ask people; it really keeps the community alive! Plus, I struggle with ideas so its super helpful :D
Dissectus: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Voltari: That's great, Dissectus. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.