#dissectus yonderland

[zoologayy]

the boyfriend is Voltari, obvs 💅🏻

[half-an-hour-hence]

I like to think that the pitch for this character was literally just a cuntier version of Aro from the Twilight Saga

[vulcan-biology]

YES IT IS

[violent-backed-starling]

Giles: Are you in love with Voltari?

Dissectus: No…

Giles: Then why do you draw “D+V” everywhere?

Dissectus: It stands for destruction and violence.

[zoologayy]

[zoologayy]

Giles is sick of their shit

[violent-backed-starling]

Cuddly Dick: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Dissectus: Negatus, probably.

[violent-backed-starling]

Voltari: That's ridiculous, Dissectus doesn't have a crush on me.

Giles: Yes he does.

Bu'jet Kutz: Yes he does.

Dissectus: Yes I do.