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It has been weeks and I am still thinking about "I want revenge, Dariax. Badly."

#critical role #cr3 #text post #dorian #dorian storm #posts #the quote #the delivery #dorian after his brothers death was so interesting #because there was so much there #he was so carefully controlled and measured #still waters run deep and all that #he was looking for a response and when he got it #he made his decision to leave dariax right then and there #laughed it off #distracted him #and left

My Brother: are you blogging......?

Me: its difficult to understand leave me alone.

My Brother: i cant believe you have a fucking blog... LET ME READ IT.

Me: FUCK NO. LEAVE.

My Brother: please please please?

Me: go to your to fuck buddy she's waiting in the basement. i spied on you earlier and she was really awkward and shit then you guys started mackin hard core so i left. but believe me i could hear it. you want to read my blog? fine but only after i talk about how the girl you have over sounds like a dying llama when she gets horny.

My Brother: what the fuck...?

Me: now LEAVE ME TO MY BLOGGING.

#what #im so nice to him #distracted him #muahahahahaha

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