#distractedrighter

[tunnelsnke]

i'm just a girl with a canva account and a dream <3 happy valentines!

the lil cigarette lol!!!!!! thank you for this i love it!!!!

[distractedrighter]

I have had a crush on Butch Deloria since I was 16. It’s been over a goddamn decade. When will I be released from this hell

[distractedrighter]

All of My Written Works

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not a lover

Type: Standalone

Universe: Baldur’s Gate 3

Pairing: F!Tav x Astarion

Rating:  I feel like it could be T but there’s some mention of sex/trauma so let’s just call it M

Prompt: After Astarion’s confession in Act 2, Tav resigns to being his friend out of the tremendous guilt from shacking up with him in Act 1. They meet 10 years later. Fluff ensues. Basically, I wrote this to heal my own heart.

Excerpt: “Honestly, darling, I should be insulted that you would force me to stoop to these lengths just to talk to you. This alleyway is positively filthy.”

Warnings: Slight sex/SA-related trauma

Tags/Tropes: mutual pining, guilty!tav because I want to see it, astarion trying to recover from his trauma, fuck cazador, unascended/spawn astarion, i haven’t finished act 2 so I’m basing end-game astarion on the YT videos I’ve watched so be gentle

Don’t Cry Over Spilt Wine

Type: Standalone

Universe: Baldur’s Gate 3

Pairing: F!Tav x Astarion, brief F!Tav x Gale but it's not flattering lol

Rating: E

Prompt: When Gale’s proposition fails to leave Tav satisfied, Astarion saves the night.

Excerpt: “Darling, you’re sitting in front of a naked vampire with over two hundred years of experience. You didn’t really think I came out here just to hear about how Gale is terrible in bed, did you?”

Warnings:

I wrote this when Gale was really, really getting on my nerves in Act 1 because of the apparent bug. I didn't realize it was a bug at the time. I've since grown a bit more fond of him because I feel bad that his ex is literally asking him to unalive himself but the characterization for him in here is nooooot nice. So, stay away if that offends you <3 I will not be rewriting it lol

Dirty, dirty smut. Also if you’re not into blood, this ain’t the right pairing/fic for you.

Tags/Tropes: I’ve written a foursome and somehow this feels filthier than that, vampire sex, blood sucking, cunnilingus, blow job, vaginal sex, gale is a unwilling cuck, astarion is superior and he knows it, astarion actually enjoys the sex, they ruin a perfectly good party, Tav has a vampire kink?

Rendevzous

Type: Standalone

Universe: Heaven’s Secret by Romance Club

Pairing: Vicky x Mimi x Dino x Lucifer, hinted Vicky x Bont

Rating: E

Prompt: After Malbonte publicly teases Vicky for her relationship with Bont, the rest of the group has questions.

Excerpt: Mimi smiled, enjoying embarrassing her friend. “Yes, as her official after-life bestie, I get all of the deets on the rest of her rendezvous. This is the first one she’s hidden from me, so I think it’s okay if I tease her about it. Right, V?” She ended her sentence with a wink.

Warnings: Spoiler-heavy, sexually explicit situations, and clear preference for Vicky x Lucifer (not sorry about it at all). I’d call it shameless smut, but honestly, I’m quite shameful over this (and it's my first smut ever!).

Disguise

Type: Standalone

Rating: T

Universe: Fallout: New Vegas

Pairing: f!Courier x Vulpes Inculta, brief f!Courier x Benny

Prompt: f!Courier spends the night before Benny’s murder enjoying a drink in private before she’s approached by an strange yet attractive man.

Warnings: Explicit language, slight slut-shamming(?), brief mentions of violence (see “murder” in prompt)

Salt and Vinegar 

Type: Series (10/30?)

Rating: M

Universe: Fallout 3

Pairing: f!Lone Wanderer x Butch DeLoria

Prompt: Felicity escapes Vault 101 in pursuit of her father, and her childhood bully follows suit. A reimagining of Fallout 3, but if Butch was by your side the entire time.

Themes: Enemies to friends to lovers (eventually)

Warnings: Explicit language, descriptions of corpses, threats of violence/bodily harm, threats of non-con, dub-con, violence, death, eventual smut

Chapter 1: Two Are Better Than One

Chapter 2: Daddy Lied

Chapter 3: Moving In

Chapter 4: He Knew

Chapter 5: Salon Treatment

Chapter 6: Capacity for Violence

Chapter 7: Return of the Tunnel Snakes

Chapter 8: Teller of Truths

Chapter 9: Memory Lane

Chapter 10: New Fits

A Short-Sighted Man

Type: Series (5/5)

Rating: E

Universe: Fallout 3

Pairing: f! Lone Wanderer x Butch DeLoria

Prompt: It's prom night, and Felicity (unintentionally) makes a bet with Butch that she's not prepared to cash in. 

Excerpt: “Come onnnn. Tell me what it was like. Vault-shattering? Toe curling?” His voice raised to a higher, mocking pitch when he continued, “Oh, Butch! Don’t stop!”

Warnings: Explicit language, explicit sexual content

Tags: Slightly canon divergent, enemies to lovers, Lone becomes a sugar momma, Butch has a plan but he falls in love, there will be plot i promise

Chapter 1: Prom Night

Chapter 2: The Morning After

Chapter 3: A Week Later

Chapter 4: Two Days Later

Chapter 5: The Day Before Graduation

[distractedrighter]

The Lone Wanderer and The Tunnel Snake, Chapter 2: Daddy Lied

Universe: Fallout 3

Pairing: f!Lone Wanderer x Butch DeLoria

Rating: T

Prompt: Felicity escapes Vault 101 in pursuit of her father, and her childhood bully follows suit. A reimagining of Fallout 3, but if Butch was by your side the entire time. 

Chapter Summary: Felicity and Butch make their way to Megaton in search of James. 

Warnings: None, yet. 

Tags: Enemies to friends to lovers

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32799556/chapters/81392401#workskin

[distractedrighter]

The Lone Wanderer and The Tunnel Snake, Chapter 1: Two Are Better Than One

Universe: Fallout 3

Pairing: f!Lone Wanderer x Butch DeLoria (Eventual enemies to friends to lovers)

Rating: T

Prompt: Felicity escapes Vault 101 in pursuit of her father, and her childhood bully follows suit. A reimagining of Fallout 3, but if Butch was by your side the entire time. 

Warnings: None, yet.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32799556/chapters/81383953

[distractedrighter]

If I ever make it out of this Rivet City arc rut, I'll reblog this with a reply

[distractedrighter]

I was bragging to my fiancé about writing a "very good scene" and he asked me "What happened?" And I broke. I never let him read anything because writing is a very private hobby for me. I got so flustered that, in the middle of explaining what's happening, I said "I don't think I can tell you!" and even though he didn't pressure me to continue, I kept talking, and it was so fucking awkward but cool to open up to him about it. And at the end he told me it sounded very fun to read, kept him on the edge of his seat the whole time, and he'd love to read it one day.

anyways, love is real, folks.

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im late but please accept my offer for WIP Wednesday