#ditv waverly

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Waverly: Why are my hands trembling??

Aveline: You--

Mars: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.

Waverly:

Aveline: Mars, what the actual--

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I’m not a heterophobe, but, like, in a hetero relationship, which one is the girl and which one’s the other girl??

Waverly

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Waverly: WAKE ME UP

Aveline: Before you go go

Waverly: CAN'T WAKE UP

Aveline: Before you go go

Waverly: SAVE ME

Aveline: ....don't leave me hanging on like a yo yo

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Sawyer: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Waverly: Yes.

Sawyer: I was hula hooping. Elory and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Waverly: Oh, my God.

Sawyer: I've mastered all the moves--the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Waverly: Why are you telling me this?

Sawyer: Because no one will ever believe you.

Waverly: You sick son of a bitch.

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Mars: Let's raid Area 51.

Waverly: They can't stop all of us!

Sawyer: Please don't.

Tala: They absolutely can stop you!

Katie Belle: (messaging from inside Area 51) Actually, if you Naruto run, you can dodge the bullets.

Aveline: Why are we raiding Area 51?? We already know that aliens exist! What are you trying to prove?!

Katie Belle: (still messaging from inside Area 51) Galatea got wasted at a party last night and got stuck, that's why I'm in here.

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Katie Belle: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Waverly: I'm sorry, you were STABBED?!

Katie Belle: LIGHTLY stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.

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Katie Belle: If I legally bought the Mona Lisa, would anyone be able to stop me from eating it?

Aveline: I mean, no. But you would be deeply poisoned. Like. Super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you.

Katie Belle: But what a way to go. You could only eat it once.

Waverly: Forbidden snack.

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Waverly: Have you considered calming down?

Tala: It’s on my schedule, but I don’t think I can fit it in until Tuesday.