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They all LIVED?! That’s not fair! We cheated!!

The Host and Jo

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Jo: (after saying something really mean) Beat THAT shit, Galatea!

Galatea: I’ll beat it with a song from my favorite singer...

Jo: What, Brandy? ‘cause you’re an alcoholic—

Galatea: Yellvis.

Jo: Wh—?

Galatea: (yell-sings) YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG

Mars, the only one who knows who Elvis is: (dies laughing)

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Galatea: Life is a repeated endless kick to the nuts. And then when you think you got the hang of it, Life is like ‘Hey, I got these new boots I’d like to try out on your nuts!’

Tala: I don’t even have nuts to get kicked and yet I still get what you mean.

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Should I just pre-emptively break my own neck to, like, avoid doing this?

Mars, Sawyer, and Galatea before the game in Episode 3

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Aveline: Tala, you're overthinking this.

Tala: I have anxiety. That’s the only type of thinking I can do.

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I’m not a heterophobe, but, like, in a hetero relationship, which one is the girl and which one’s the other girl??

Waverly

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Galatea texting Waverly: I just walked into a party and some girl yelled “dibs”

Tala texting Waverly: IM REALLY DRUNK AND A REALLY CUTE GIRL WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED “DIBS”

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Elory: I can't right now, I have to watch Gi.

Tala: I can wash Gi.

Elory: I said "watch" her, not "wash" her.

Tala: Oh! That's even easier.

Elory: The fact that you thought I was going to go wash Gi right now makes me think you might not know all that much about children.

Tala: I know they need to be cleaned.

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the game in episode 3

Sawyer & Galatea: Why are you doing this?!

Jo: Because I’m bored, it’s funny, and I hate you! There you are, that’s the holy trinity of “why.”

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Aveline: Uh, Mars, why are you pretending I'm the host's niece?

Mars: We need money.

Aveline: You're scamming them?!

Mars: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from them.

Aveline: What?! No way!

Galatea: Why not? We already stole Tala.

Tala: Hey, guys.

Aveline: No, we didn't! Tala is sentient. She can do whatever she wants.

Tala: I wanna steal.

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Masl: How are things with Sawyer?

Elory: Well, we’ve been on a couple of dates, and I really like him.

Elory: The problem is, he’s like a perfect Tremin man. I can’t find one flaw. It’s annoying.

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Tala: You know what they say, a little childhood trauma builds character!

Everyone else: Tala are you okay

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Aveline: The answer is no.

Katie Belle: But I haven’t even asked you anything!

Aveline: I know that face, and I know you are going to ask me to do some dumb crazy shit that’s likely to get us all killed, all for the sake of some ridiculous plan that doesn’t make sense to anyone but you. So the answer is no.

Katie Belle:

Aveline: You totally were, weren’t you?

Katie Belle: ...I’m touched you know me so well.

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The Host: Why is my favorite chair covered in blood?

Jo: Which one? The red one?

The Host: Well, it’s red now, yes.

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Katie Belle: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Waverly: I'm sorry, you were STABBED?!

Katie Belle: LIGHTLY stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.