Jan 11, 2020
Should I just pre-emptively break my own neck to, like, avoid doing this?
Mars, Sawyer, and Galatea before the game in Episode 3
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Should I just pre-emptively break my own neck to, like, avoid doing this?
Mars, Sawyer, and Galatea before the game in Episode 3
Waverly: Why are my hands trembling??
Aveline: You--
Mars: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.
Waverly:
Aveline: Mars, what the actual--
Galatea: Here’s a fun idea: we hang some mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.
Tala: We are NOT doing that.
Mars, nodding: Mistlefoe.
Tala: Don’t encourage her!!
Katie Belle: Hey Mars, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Mars: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Katie Belle: ...All you had to do was say ‘no’.
Jo: (after saying something really mean) Beat THAT shit, Galatea!
Galatea: I’ll beat it with a song from my favorite singer...
Jo: What, Brandy? ‘cause you’re an alcoholic—
Galatea: Yellvis.
Jo: Wh—?
Galatea: (yell-sings) YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG
Mars, the only one who knows who Elvis is: (dies laughing)
Mars: Let's raid Area 51.
Waverly: They can't stop all of us!
Sawyer: Please don't.
Tala: They absolutely can stop you!
Katie Belle: (messaging from inside Area 51) Actually, if you Naruto run, you can dodge the bullets.
Aveline: Why are we raiding Area 51?? We already know that aliens exist! What are you trying to prove?!
Katie Belle: (still messaging from inside Area 51) Galatea got wasted at a party last night and got stuck, that's why I'm in here.
Sawyer: (rants about how mars isn’t doing shit to help uncover the host’s identity, ignoring his own lack of findings)
Mars: ok boomer
Mars: Give me a V!
Tala: V!
Mars: Give me an O!
Tala: O!
Mars: Give me an R!
Katie Belle: I don’t like where this is going...