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So hey dixter, you know your son has a dragon fetish.... Right..?

These up top are kind of doodly cuz i was l a z y and the ask was almost ready kinda forgot about it

dixter: does zis look like ze vwace of someone whoz ok with zis subjectk?

Is james your son? If yes how did you meet his mom?

(NOTE THIS POST WILL BE LATER EDITED TO BE A COMIC)

Dixter:... so long ago... so very long ago when james wasn't born yet.. i use to study on a high school named Alexender promorial school..in this very school i studyed at class A-5 specificly i was one of the best students at rocket sience and fisics..... ironicaly it was the one subject i had most dificultuty... allweys asking help to others..but then as we received a new student.. i saw her.. the woman of my dreams...Rosalina Dark stone...since in this time monsters and humans were still acepted in mutrovia... she was a endress but by god she was not only the hotest but the most BEUTIFUL edress i EVER seen in my life, AS IF WERE A MIRACLE THO instead of siting beside the hostest man in the school who gets any woman in bed, she sat beside me.... which was peculiar i liked her and she atracted me like a magnet and if by some luck fate is just... giving me a hint... that i should acutley talk to her.., so we started slow talking truh the third grade intil a school project came in we had to make acutal functioning Rockets that would help people on the air for supplys... REMOTE CONTROLING SUPPLY ROCKETS and guess who was in my group ?, YES ROSA! we built the rocket together and me with my plans on how to build this but in the end we won by a second place IT WAS ALL WORTH IT THO our hard work our momments of relaxing... our hugs.., it felt like it was all a DREAM BUT IT WASN'T!, truh be told when we finely got a diploma we were about 20 or 25....and in a miracle in that very day we earned our diploma and finely got the HELL out of that school, I'VE GOT MY FIRST KISS!! FROM HER!!!! it was like FATE was SCREEEECHING AT THE TOP OF ITS LUNGS

" DIXTER MY BOY YOU TWO ARE TOO ATACHED ONE ANOTHER BY GODS BLESS YOUR FRIENDSHIP TO BE A RELATIONSHIP!"

and SO IT WAS we both got married first and then we ofcourse had a child which was james... i followed EVERY litte stage of her life when james was still hosted by her...by god... was it the best times i had in my life.... i wanted to go back really bad but ... whiout rosalina dieing in a car crash you know... leaving our poor boy alone...in the dread....i miss those times.. .

#Dixter #ROSALINA FIRST APERENCE #ask

Dixter, buddy I feel like your getting a little too crazy over endermen, why specifically endermen? Is there some sort of reason why you seem to like them a whole lot

Dixter: like i said enderman are humanoid figures that get the CLOSEST to humans and are acutley the most VARIABLE ones have you acutley seen how many fucking spies of enderman there could be JUST BY ETH'S existence ?

#Dixter #ask

So have you found any island or thunder endermen so far? (For dixter)

Dixter: so far no! i have not ... mostly beacuse i have been in ze temporary recesz.

#Dixter #ask

What is everyone's sexuality? Also happy pride month!

Spoof: SPOOF! "I'm straight"

Mike: straigth as a hammer slam on a switch

Cain: binary like two sides of a icecream tho i don't know if i Acutley found someone yet i just find people atractive..

Dixter: straaaigth

James: i will fuck a literal enderdragon so I'm straigth..

Ciden: straight

Enes: LESBIAN POWER FUCK YEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

fake James: .... *Lifts up a gender fluid flag* *giggles in reverse*

Coconuts: nonbinary

All the mutants: straight

Vortex: ya know we spirits don't have sex we have something similar but no we don't have necessity of a gender for reproduction were technically need a consent and long ritual inorder to create another spirit and it can go wrong and just don't happen so I'll just say I'm nonbinary

Funfact: vortex's mom had a reproduction and basically gave birth to about 2.000+ diferente spirits that were in he's place including vortex himself however their father was NOT a spirit.

#james #ask #enes #dixter #cain #mike #vortex #coconuts #ciden #mutants

Dixter why do you specifically take interest in endermen biology?

dixter: itsn ot just ender biology theres more like creeper biology zombie biology specialy and well phantom biology aswell basicly a biology for every type of monster

#dixter #ask

This is a ask for people who know Ethereal

What are your opinions and thoughts on him?

james: a kind man good father.... relativily calm and careing... but in the end.. hes just a nother human lover.... or well you know atleast someone who RESPECTS THEM which DESIPISES me to the body but not the soul... i respect him for the facts of being hated in the past.... for those i keep him secure

dixter: honestly a kind sir good father... unfortnly a bit too excotic... so exotic i must find out MORE about hes TRUE POTENTIAL... in fact i have been working on something with that sample~~ in other words hes a kind man BUT EASY TO HATE WHEN DESTROYS PART OF YOUR ARMY!!.

#ethereal #james #dixter #ask

Dixter who is your biggest enemy

*dixter stareing at the anon like this:*