“Don’t tell me you’re trying to standardize this thing...”
“Just hear me out. It works. Really.”
“...”
“What? Don’t give me that look.”
“I’m not giving a look. I’m listening.”
“OK, OK. So here, I took the design concept and started from scratch—”
“Design concept? You mean ‘stick four guns together’? That brilliant idea?”
“...Well... yes. So I retooled all the components to fit them together cohesively, unlike the slapdash original. Seated them together cleanly, reinforced everything, stabilized the lot as an integrated system rather than just a haphazard collection, an—”
“Did you do anything different, actually, or is it still just four guns stuck together, only neatly this time?”
“...I gave the microstellar dynamo a proper enclosure, and a more solid mounting.”
“OK, well, you enjoy pretending this isn’t just as ludicrous a project as it started out being, and, uh, maybe try not to blow anyone else up in the process, yeah?”
“But... but I synced the firing pattern! I stabilized the recoil absorption! I, uh... I gave it a new stock!”
(Cerberus+1 w/ Four-Headed Mongrel)
