Me in real life: *Walks in a straight line*
Me in Pokémon: "INTERACT WITH ALL THE THINGS!" "You are challenged by Youngster Joey and his top percentage Rattata!" "A wild Pidgey appeared!" "The trash can is empty."
Me in Breath of the Wild: "You can't carry any more of this item." "I'LL CARRY AS MANY BOKO BOWS AS I WANT YOU FART NIBBLET" *also gets killed by a guardian/falls off a tower/cliff ten times*
Me in Kirby: "I S T H E R E A S E C R E T H E R E"
Me in Terraria: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO NOW BUT HERE WE GO"













