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[maikamonroed-blog]

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Maika: there was a spider in the kitchen, and I tried to kill it, but it jumped and now it's missing!!!

Maika: pretty sure I need to just burn the entire apartment building down.... will they laugh at me if I call 911 to kill a spider?

[bvnso]

you know what i need? a good beat, a few glances of wine and a party to dance in. i miss the days of spending hours getting all dolled up, going down to the clubs and dancing without giving a damn who’s watching. i feel like i’m not at that age where people expect me to be having brunches and classy social parties, with a grand piano. not that i could ever really be described as completely classy. 

[bellskhair-blog]

I’m held up in my apartment and I’m telling you it’s wicked cold outside. I was thinking about walking down and getting a muffin earlier. This bakery down the street has the most incredible strawberry muffins I literally have dreams about them. But it’s so cold I couldn’t even be fussed and I’m sad about it. I’m Bella and I’m wishing for warmer days.

[edsheerandl]

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ed: it's almost january 3rd and i'm still hungover. jesus take the wheel, it was fun while it lasted x

[hstylcsx]

I’m nearly 25 and i’ve always considered that age the ‘adult’ age and i’m just not ready for it. do you think if i eat granola bars and watch spongebob i’ll go back to being 12? currently cursing my young self out for being such a goon for wanting to grow up. this shit sucks.

[stefgaga]

I'm wondering at what point the "treat yo self" mantra goes too far. It definitely works for pedicures and purchasing donuts that your dietician would never want you to eat... but does it work for puppies? Because I am seriously considering adding to the Haus of Gaga's many, many dogs and it's all because someone made the mistake of sending me a picture of a litter of Frenchies.  They’re so cute! Maybe I can call it my Christmas gift? ...to myself? We'll see. In any case, hello there! Everyone seems to know me as Lady Gaga but you can call me Gaga or Stefani if you prefer.

[dovehqs-blog]

I’m leaving New York in a few days and then I’m excited to be home back in LA again. It was nice celebrating my birthday in New York though. I went to Central Park even though I was freezing my butt off and bought way too many cupcakes and surprisingly ate them all, but I was sick immediately after. If anyone would like to meet up when I’m back in LA, let me know, because I might need a place to crash for a few days.

[jlawx-blog]

2018 was the year I did the entire world — the entire universe — a favor by staying in my apartment, keeping away from the windows, making Postmates my religion, and obtaining all my information from E! News. It’s been nice not being wanted, because I’ve had some quality time with my couch (and myself) and it’s like I’m a new woman. Kind of. I’m like thrift store new. Anyways, what’s on everyone’s list for the new year? I’m five days late on the resolution train: I need someone’s to steal and then inevitably give up by next week. For those of you who can’t remember all the way back to the dark ages of 2013 when I was relevant, I’m Jen. I like long walks on the beach, my dog, and I’m clearly in desperate need of human interaction.