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Just some Irish-looking bloke that likes cats and plays guitar on occasion. xx Roleplay blog! Not the real Ed Sheeran!

[edsheerandl]

I never thought it’d bother me either because I figured my reputation as an everyday bloke preceded me, but you write a couple half-decent songs and all of a sudden people have pics of you sloshed at famous events plastered all over the front page. Don’t get me wrong, they’re funny pics, but I can’t help but think it’s pure disrespect. Well, the redhead wants to know what we’re waiting for! In my experience my paleness actually does become useful for back-of-the-hand swatches just because the canvas is so translucent. Gives you a real idea of what the true colour is, or something along those lines. Alright, you’ve convinced me. 

[sophiethq-blog]

Twenty nineteen is the blessing I’ve needed after the previous year. Which I won’t go into since I’m sure people are sick of reading my issues all over lovely TMZ. I’m so excited for an upcoming project or two that are in the world, I’m back to writing, maybe get myself into the studio again. I’ve never feel so free again after these last several months. First on the agenda, I’m going to Sephora to restock up since it’s time to throw out all the old cruddy used skincare, make up and other things that have expired or sat around too long. Which means I need a shopping buddy up to the challenge. Must be in LA, but dinner is my treat! I’m Selena and I’m urging to get a shopping fix in. 

[edsheerandl]

TMZ’s mostly good for airing everyone’s dirty laundry while ignoring their own. Happy to hear that you’re doing better! Your last albums have had some bops on ‘em so I’m sure whatever you’ll put out next will be great. I can carry whatever you need me to, but I’ve learned that being a pasty ginger makes me unfit to test makeup on. Unless we’re talking green eyeshadow. I’d rock some green eyeshadow.

[jordvnfishcr]

I’ve spent the last couple of days rehearsing and streaming Fortnite during free time. I have no idea what sleep is or what time of day it is, but, I can tell you that Rent: Live is going to be dope af and it’s coming to your TVs January 27th so please watch it and tell me how amazing everyone in the cast is, leave us a 10/10 rating on Rotten Tomatoes or something, too. Hi, I’m Jordan. Streamer, actor, singer, lover of all things food… etc.

[edsheerandl]

That sounds like the makings of a true musician, mate. I’d say take it from me, but I’m still trying to get the whole thing figured out myself. The previews look great to me so I’ll have to check it out. I’m Ed. I’m a cat guy that plays guitar sometimes. 

[edsheerandl]

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ed: i went on to sleep so much that scooter thought he'd lost his meal ticket, so i think it was a success. i slid through several and i only played the guitar TWICE, are you proud?

[edsheerandl]

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ed: please, it was nowhere near glamorous enough for you, gaga

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ed: is this my mum

ed: jk but honestly the phone works two ways mate, where's my phone love :(

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ed: only always, mate. i make the mistake of switching back and forth every now and then, if i'm not careful the tequila'll get me pregnant

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ed: honestly would rather just die, haz, but thank you for ur concern

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ed: you see, i was biking to the pub....... and i crashed horribly, it was p embarrassing to explain to fans and to you right now

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ed: this is the cross we've been burdened with pez, i hope the world remembers us fondly as i'm not sure i'll survive

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text: Ed Weasley

ed: mate i was on that song of yours that one time

ed: but honestly that's the only correct answer when getting a text from eezy sheezy

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ed: it's a mixture of copious drinking and getting old as dirt. stay vigilant, don't let yourself become old and weary like myself

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ed: Please be sure to remind everyone of the sick abs i had in real life too, it's why you're the most fitting choice for my tribute band

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Vanessa: Ed. Do we need to bring you to an AA meeting? I don't care if you're English, and that is your excuse.

Vanessa: From one concerned individual to a bro.

ed: is this because i'm currently hungover or you've just heard about the time i broke my arms biking to a pub

[edsheerandl]

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Taylor: You're just getting too old and your body can't contain massive amounts of alcohol anymore, grandpa.

Ed: well, HAPPY NEW YEAR to you too, t-swizzle. find a decent nursing home to put me in, fanks luv

[edsheerandl]

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ed: it's almost january 3rd and i'm still hungover. jesus take the wheel, it was fun while it lasted x

[edsheerandl]

This might be the first Christmas ever where I haven’t procrastinated on a single gift for my familiiy. I tend to pick up gifts throughout the year depending on where I’m at on tour and whatnot, but there are always a few things I forget to tick off my list. Not this year, fam, Christmas is gonna be stacked.