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Cody Fern & Maika Monroe in a deleted scene from The Tribes of Palos Verdes (2017)

cupofbroseph·:

being home for the holidays has really opened my eyes in many ways. ‘why,’ you may be asking? i’ve realized how much i enjoy being an uncle - just an uncle. don’t get me wrong, i think kids are the cutest mini humans ever and my nieces are the sweetest around but damn do i love my sleep. i’ve been woken up at 7:30 on the dot every morning since being here and i can honestly say, i’m not ‘bout this life. i’ll have to remind my aunts of all of this as they ask for the nine thousandth time when i will be having kids. anyways, i’m uncle joe. father joe will only be on reserve for my fur children. anyone else on a human kid boycott?

Your nieces are definitely the cutest kids in the world. And I can confidently say that since I don’t have any nieces or nephews of my own that I’d have to be obligated to give that title to. I’m definitely with you on the not about that kid life life. I mean, maybe in the future but right now? I’d rather sleep as much as I want and go on vacation without worrying about packing stuff up for a kid. They’re a shit ton of work.

#dash:joej

xzaynjavaddmalikx·:

Not too sure how I feel right now. Icarus Falls is already number 5 on the iTunes chart. I was really nervous about putting the new album out and took two years to perfect it. But, the response from it has been overwhelming. Thank you to anyone that’s purchased it or streamed it. It’s only been about twenty four hours since it’s been out so my nerves are still pretty high. If you have any comments about it, please remember I’m very fragile, yeah.

I have to be honest and say I haven’t listened to it yet. But I’m super excited to hear it eventually and congrats on climbing the chart so quickly! Do you have, like, a favorite song on it or anything? Just out of curiosity.

#dash:zayn

wondrwomaned·:

“So I guess I made a mistake watching Jurassic World with my daughters because now they want a dinosaur for Christmas and I don’t know where to pull a live one from-… nor do I have the heart to tell them that they don’t exist. Welcome to being a Mother.”

I feel like some amusement park has mechanical dinosaurs somewhere. So you can bring them to see them and just say that they have special instructions so they have to live there. Being a mother sounds super hard though.

#dash:gal

sophietnrner·:

confession: i’m very upset about TLC shows and how they’ve tricked me into thinking that wedding planning is all fun and games. all those pretty ladies enjoying their cake tasting, dress rehearsals, and cute dates with their spouse-to-be? it’s a lie. wedding planning is the most stressful thing i’ve ever done in my life and so far all i’ve done is send out invites and pick a place. the bright side? i’ve got endless wine from the invites, so if anyone wants any then just let me know and i shall provide. also, hi, i’m sophie. how’s everyone been lately? fill me in and distract me. thanks!

I feel like invites and a place are two super important aspects of a wedding so I personally think you’re crushing it. TLC shows definitely lie to use all though. Nothing is as amazing as they make it seem. Endless wine sounds like a problem I wish I had. I’m Maika and I’ve been okay. I’m pretty excited about Christmas with my family. What are you doing for the holidays?

#dash:sophie

reinhartys·:

While I was sorting my life out and scoffing down a bucket of wings, I did some “adulting” today. Some girl at the DMV just told me I look like the girl from Riverdale, I proceeded to tell her thank you she’s pretty cute so I’ll take it as a compliment.

Honestly, your day sounds amazing. Minus the whole having to go to the DMV part, so I guess I’m just jealous of the bucket of wings. If she knew the girl from Riverdale well enough to say you look like her, it’s weird that she didn’t put two and two together.

#dash:lili

ofnattyice·:

Okay so I know I’m a little late but ever since I saw Bohemian Rhapsody, I can’t stop listening to Queen so if anyone who follows me on spotify, you’ll see that for the past week, my music hasn’t changed one bit. After a whole week of press for my new movie, I’m finally home and enjoying the winter kicking in. I’m Natalia and I have one question: now are you a winter person or a summer person?

Crap. I still haven’t seen that movie. Was it as amazing as everyone says it is? Congrats on the new movie! I’ll probably see that one before Bohemian Rhapsody since I miss your adorable self. I feel like you could answer this for me, but I’m definitely a summer person. Though I love winter too! Summer just has my heart.

#dash:natalia

dreamlandkate·:

Are babies Ebayable? Asking for a friend that is so insanely sleep deprived, she tried to butter her toast with a spatula. Her toast that was the first hot food she’d had time to make in days. Alright confession time, the friend is me. My son is wondering when our Christmas decorations will finally go up too but I just can’t find the time nor the energy. Does anyone want to be my babysitter or Christmas Tree putter-upper? My name is Kate and you may have seen me on Netflix.

I feel like straight up trying to sell a baby is probably illegal. So you’ll have to find someone involved in the black market. I feel like a spatula would totally work to butter toast though. I volunteer to be either the babysitter or Christmas Tree putter-upper. I can also double as both. I’m Maika and I loved your show! I was so sad when I finished it. I need more!

#dash:kate

lanatcxo·:

Let’s do it, Maika! I’m so ready to get my karaoke on this weekend. I’ve watched The Greatest Showman many times in preparation for this. I won’t tell anyone you missed it, don’t worry. We can’t let people think you’re a fake cookie fan or they might shun you and you’re too nice for that to happen. Ugh, right? They’re a lifesaver. Like, today? I don’t feel like moving so you can bet I’m ordering food and staying in all day.

I’m gonna watch it again so I make sure I don’t let you down. Thank you so much for keeping my secret. I would be super devastated if people called me a fake cookie fan. I love cookies! That’s basically me on the daily. What kind of food are you ordering? I need some dinner inspiration.

#dash:lana

Text Message: Sophie

Sophie: THE SPIDER JUMPED?!?!?

Sophie: my entire soul just left my body upon reading that. who cares if they laugh at you? call them. actually, burn the place down. don't take any risks. you can always start your life over.

Maika: IT. JUMPED.

Maika: I knew burning the place down was the right solution! I'll move to another country, change my name, dye my hair. no big deal

#text:sophie

dl-tveit·:

True, but a week before is good because your still getting all the stuff your supposed to do done and not be constantly reminded that Christmas is this month. Nope, dad can’t have cool treats, so he does not either. That is what my New Year’s concert is going to be.

Okay, I’ll give you the one week before thing. That’s at least a decent amount of time to celebrate. You’re such a buzzkill! Your dog deserves a nice treat daily. So does it basically just mean it’s going to be you-centered? So much Aaron that it’s fantastic?

#dash:aaron

jfcjauregui·:

She is my doggie. Hahaha yeah it’s okay the way I talk about her people tend to thing she’s my daughter. It’s okay I jam out too, gotta have it playing sometimes y’know?

What kind of dog is she? I’ve been thinking of getting one recently, but then I always feel bad since I’m not home that often. I’m glad I’m not alone on the Fifth Harmony jam sessions.

#dash:lauren

kissandmakeuplisa·:

Yes, I liked it. And don’t you worry about why we don’t choose our name. Mostly of the kpop name bands are choosing by their labels, it’s the way it works. Yeah. It would be awkward if we didn’t liked the name. I agree. After the tour seeing your family again and spending Christmas with them is amazing. I’m planning to spend with the girls. It’s weird not having them around all the time, you know? The cookies are amazing too. I like the biscuits too. Starbucks frappucinos is just the best though.

That’s really interesting. I mean, I don’t know a lot about the music industry here anyway, but it’s fun to learn about other music industries. How long were you guys on tour for? I’m sure it’ll be great to see your family after a while apart. New Year’s Eve is always more fun with friends. You can just let loose and do whatever you want. I love the peppermint lattes, ooh and eggnog lattes are really good too. Pretty much every special holiday flavor.

#dash:lisa

Text Message: Lisa

Lisa: I hate when I'm trying to kill them and they just fly away. I lost all of my courage and run for my mom to help me lol

Lisa: Nice to virtually meet you, Maika! Ok, girl that don't like spiders then

Maika: Cockroaches fly too?! Why do all of these gross ass bugs fly these days

Maika: hahaha I mean, Maika might just be the quicker thing to call me

#text:lisa

ofamick·:

That’s actually not a bad idea at all. I’d still get the thrill of going out and shopping for people… but leave the crazy stuff for shopping online. Genius. You’re not mistaking there, actually. The last thing I would want is to be known from a viral video of a fight over some stupid thing at the mall or something. – Bedazzlers, that’s right! Oh, we’re definitely doing that now. I’m writing all of this down.

Exactly! It’s like the best of both worlds. You’d go viral in seconds, you know? ‘Cause we both know you’d kick that other person’s ass so not only are you famous, but you’d be a famous badass. Pretty sure my parents still have my old Bedazzler somewhere. Maybe it still works and we can start making our epic jackets right away.

#dash:madchen

themcfrom313·:

Uh, well I celebrate my kid’s birthdays but that’s about it, my way of celebrating is do more work which I get is not that fun for people, uh, I don’t drink either so maybe that is why I don’t go out to celebrate either.

Kid’s birthdays are the absolute best to celebrate so good call on that one. Hey, if doing something amazing makes you want to work even more instead of celebrate then by all means. Oh, shit. I’m sorry. I can offer celebratory cupcakes instead?

#dash:marshall

queenbehati·:

Right? is so relaxing, I do that when we are behind the scene of VS just to keep my emotions in check, ha right? she cuddles with Gio and I’ll have Dusty, that won’t work she will want both for herself, but I get it, she doesn’t get to see them often so she got to enjoy the time she does get to see the girls, oh so what are you going to do? till January 2, then they will go back home.

That’s a really good idea. Coloring is awesome for anxiety. Oh, boo. Looks like she needs to practice her sharing and teach the kids a good lesson. Yeah, you have a good point. Does she live far away? Okay, so it’s only for a few weeks. You’ll get both kids to yourself pretty soon!

#dash:behati

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