Death's Mistress ch 1-2
- Hugo Vleck is a nasty creep and definitely deserved getting loved to pieces by dory - why is it that the vamps working for mircea insist on being shitty to dory? Are they stupid? If they hurt her, mircea will fuck them up. If dory hasn't torn them apart first. Idiots. - "I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag. Do not fuck with me." Probs the most iconic line in the series - marlowe hate-crushing on dory is 😍 - watching him try to puzzle out what dory's secret is (how she's able to escape after killing a master) is pretty great. Not being in on a secret is absolute torture for him. - mircea: "radu mentioned that the two of you had grown...close." Mircea: *aggressively avoids thinking about his daughter and a member of his vamp family doing the do* - okay but I am wondering now how radu brought this up to mircea. Did he straight up tell him he walked in on LC teasing a naked and tied up dory? Probably not, right? He'd want to protect LC I assume. In any case, I'm sure the conversation was hysterical and I wish I could read it. - I know LC had good reason to bail on dory but it's still sad to see her feeling all rejected. Especially considering she's not exactly one to get emotional about a love interest. ESPECIALLY a vampire. - ah, Claire is back and she's a motherfuckin dragon. Other than that, chapter two doesn't do much. You find out dory has pretty officially adopted stinky as her own, and that she's got a house full of trolls, but other than that...we're basically just going to spend the next chapter or so catching up with Claire.