a thought. Dmitri baking vince tasty treats so much it throws his weight off track, cueing a pissed dietrician and vince insisting that he has to stop (which dmitri opposes because tummy and thighs are getting bigger!! thighs!!!!!)
"Sooooo," Dmitri says, propping himself on the table, "A little birdie has informed me that you have been sending all of the goodies I've given you to Nat."
Vincent pauses and faces Dmitri, humorous guilt across his face, "Dmitri, you know I'm going to keep getting in trouble if I keep eating those, and even then I really shouldn't be anyway."
"Why not," Dmitri says stepping up next to him, "What's stopping you?"
Vincent sighs and turns back for a glass of what looks like water, "You know I have a physique to maintain, Rachel just got on my case about-"
"If you say BMI I might implode."
Dmitri reaches forward and pulls Vincent in by his hips. Fingers drumming across his hipbones. He places a soft kiss on his curls before looking down at Vincent.
Vincent shakes his head, pretending to ignore the soft intimacy, "I can't be eating that many carbs daily Dmitri. It's not good for-"
Dmitri rolls his eyes, "Vincent you do 45 minutes of cardio minimum daily, absolutely nothing you eat is going to stay on you body for long." He snakes his hands around his hips and weaves his fingers together, "Right now you are skin and bone Vincent."
"Clearly I'm not," Vincent protests as he places his chin on Dmitri's chest, "I'm far more concern about muscle-"
Dmitri laughs, "Muscle strength? Vincent you would need to eat a lot more food if you want guenuine muscle strength. I may not look as defined as you are but you've seen me lift part of a small car."
"Definition," Vincent finishes, "Half of my job is to look appealing."
"Look like skin and bones?"
Vincent huffs and rolls his eyes, "Sure, if you consider having defined muscles to be skin and bones then yes."
Dmitri shakes his head, "You do realize your hangovers wouldn't be as killer if you ate more carbs before."
"Are you trying to persuade me to ignore my dietitian Dmitri?" Vincent pokes, "Because it's not going to work, I can't be gaining weight right now, especially before filming."
"Maybe." Dmitri sways with Vincent for a moment, "If you want my observations, you seem happier when you let yourself eat foods that actually taste good."
"Yeah, but I gain weight when I do."
Dmitri smiles childishly as Vincent slowly tilts his head up.
"And what do you mean by that exactly?" Vincent states, slightly annoyed.
"I mean," Dmitri's smile deepens as Vincent's eyes droop in playful irritation, "Thighs are great."
Vincent groans silently and places his face in Dmitri's chest, "You're seriously hopeless."
"Hey!" Dmitri chuckles, "I'm not wrong, aren't I?"
Dmitri lets his hands unknit and slide off, "You can't deny that you look good when you're happy Vee."
Vincent steps back and tries to hold back a chuckle. He gives Dmitri a quick kiss before turning back to what he was doing, "Absolutely hopeless."
"Hey! I'm clearly not wrong here!"
"Sure we'll go with that."