Dnd with my crackhead friends 3; Helm gets kicked in the face
One session the party had to head into the swamp for a job because of a strange creature seen by locals. As they get further in they hear the sound of a horse galloping towards them.
They look to see the headless horseman whp stops before thsm.
Headless Horseman: Pardon me but have any of you seen my head? It seems to have fallen off somewhere. (He speaks with a ridiculous fancy accent)
Most of the players: No we're sorry
Helm(Paying attention only to Eggs): Nah
Headless Horseman: Don't you know to pay attention when spoken to? pfft common folk
None of the players were happy with him but Helm was particularly upset.
Helm: *throws pastries at him*
Headless Horseman: I say! What is that for you foolish bard!
Helm: *throws more pastries* You're rude! Screw off!
Headless Horseman: *Scoffs and turns his horse away, about to leave*
Helm: Yeah you better run!
Headless Horseman: *Taps his horse on the side and the horse kicks Helm in the face, knocking him to the ground* Farewell *leaves*
Helm: What the hell was that for?!
The other players, laughing: You deserved it! You threw pastries at the man!
Helm: That's bad for me! I wasted my pastries
I love being friends with people who don't understand consequences in dnd-
