Dec 10, 2025
*Extracts a large loaf of crusty sourdough from the folds of my cloak and breaks it open, emitting a potent bready scent. Starts moving the halves in rhythmic circles*
I CAST CARBOHYDRATE COMAAAAA!!!!
*My opponent crumples to the ground, incapacitated, head swimming with cultured, yeasty thoughts as they enter a heavy slumber*
#I am the mighty bread wizard#bread wizard#school of levain#come to the carb siiiideee#I control the world#Imagine being on the receiving end of magic missile and instead of missiles you get hit with rock hard bread rolls#that would seriously bruise your ego#flour flutters from my cloak every time i move#all I all I all I ever wanted was a piece of bread#cool stuff#absolutely rad#I CAST PASTRY CRAVINGS!!!!#dnd#dniDeas#dungeons and dragons#dungeonsanddragons#i love bread#I spend a lot of money on baking supplies...#if wizards love bread then i am a wizard#bread is good#bread is god#bread is life#ttrpgs#roleplaying ideas#I would actually love to play this character#roleplaying#or is it reality?#who knows#I don't think anyone knows#DnD