#bread wizard

[the-storm-chaser]

🌿 Fail party verse

How much had they had to drink? Who knew.

The kiss was enough to knock the hat off the lass, however ~

[ricegirltrinketbox]

*Extracts a large loaf of crusty sourdough from the folds of my cloak and breaks it open, emitting a potent bready scent. Starts moving the halves in rhythmic circles*

I CAST CARBOHYDRATE COMAAAAA!!!!

*My opponent crumples to the ground, incapacitated, head swimming with cultured, yeasty thoughts as they enter a heavy slumber*

[panem-crustus]

Greetings breadcaster

I bestow upon you a small picking of Maruthain's Antlershroom, which if consumed sprouts antlers from random parts of the body

I have heard, however, that if mishandled it becomes a powerful, albeit unconventional, aphrodisiac. antler growing properties maintained

I have no idea what it does in bread, have fun!

Ah, wonderful! I've baked the fungus into a most delightful Brioche. I'm asexual, so I can't say much about how the aphrodisiac properties work, but it tastes kinda like blue cheese. I have sent a batch of the stuff to you for testing and as payment for the ingredients. Please let me know if any interesting findings.

[the-storm-chaser]

//This turned out ass but you get the point

[the-storm-chaser]

//I need to come up with an actual character sheet for Bread Wizard so I know what 'spells' she has.

Putting a pin in this for later

[the-storm-chaser]

❓️Rogue Chara

Does my muse trust yours? No

Does my muse dislike yours? No

Would my muse kill someone for yours? Think she would have....incompetently

Would my muse kill your muse? I doubt she could

Would my muse save yours? Does bashing the enemy with a stale loaf count?

Does my muse find your muse attractive? Yes

Is my muse disgusted by yours? No

would my muse go on a date with your muse? Can either of them afford it without nicking Rain's coinpurse?

would my muse kiss yours? She wouldn't say no....

would my muse betray yours? Only if she did first

my muse’s favourite thing about yours is The way she fights is captivating

the thing my muse dislikes about yours is she leaves the job half-done

[the-storm-chaser]

"Boo!"

'EEK!!'

The wizard shrieks, spinning on her heel along with the giant loaf.

Whether the rogue got clobbered by the loaf remains to be seen

[the-storm-chaser]

//She does look pathetic casting without her focus X’D