Okay, here it goes. Phil, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should've written this down first.
— No, no, it's okay. Go on.
You're kind, and you're funny, and you're the best person I know. Also, for reals, I love your butt.
— I love yours too.
Gross. *chuckles* Philip Michael Lester, will you marry me?
— Daniel James Howell, I will marry you.
I love you so much.












