#dob dnd

[coldstormyday]

Dob: Merilwen, I'd do anything for you.

Merilwen: Aw, thanks Dob!

Dob: I'd eat trash.

Merilwen: Well, don't do that.

Dob: I ate trash.

Merilwen: ...That doesn't really help me.

[coldstormyday]

Dob, calling on the phone: Hey, do you have 2500 gold pieces?

Prudence: What do you need 2500 gold pieces for?

Dob: ...An escape room.

Prudence: What escape room costs that much?

Dob: Jail.

[coldstormyday]

Dob: Remember the ABCs of first aid!

Dob: A.

Dob: Bone.

Dob: Coming out of the skin is very bad.

[coldstormyday]

Corazon: Okay, I'll go get the wedding cake.

Dob: Perfect, while you go do that, I'll go check on the ring bear.

Corazon:

Corazon: I'm sorry, you're saying ring bearER, right?

Dob:

Corazon: Look me in the eyes and tell me you're not bringing a dangerous wild animal to your wedding.

[coldstormyday]

Merilwen: Hey, Dob, could you-

Dob: I'd die for you.

Merilwen: That's really sweet of you, but could you-

Dob: I'd go against dozens of countries for you.

Merilwen: That's great, I just need you to-

Dob: Anything.

Merilwen: I want you to have a bath.

Dob:

Dob: No.

[coldstormyday]

Prudence: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Dob: For the seal.

Prudence: Why are you making pancakes for the seal?

Egbert: He doesn't know how.

[coldstormyday]

Dob: Salt can't be the only delicious rock.

Dob: I'm going to eat all the rocks to find the good ones. I bet they're trying to keep them from us.

[coldstormyday]

Dob about Katie: Why do you throw so much shade?

Prudence: Bacause I'm no longer allowed to throw eldritch blast instead.