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Doc Johnson (l), Jimmy Lloyd (c) Johnny Fore (r)
WINWIN wearing a Doc Johnson t-shirt!
So the guy that lives in the downstairs apartment really doesn’t care for me which is fine cause he’s a twat but the mail service delivered my packer to his door and MAN am I glad he’s not home and I noticed cause I was going to wait to grab my mail before I went to work.
But at the same time I would’ve loved to have seen his face, had he opened it. I am grateful the peen came in a box, in a bag, cause the shape is discrete. Now to figure out a harness situation if I wear it out but I’ve told no one so it may be a while before I can.
But, uh, ya just ever realize you’re having a bit of a gender crisis because suddenly you’re buying a packer off the internet and it comes in and you hunt down that ONE pair of boxers you happen to have cause your old boss threw out a box of random shit years ago and it somehow, intact, made it through the big move back to Ohio and then you apply said packer and you just...euphoria. I just keep touching it. Wowza.
Is this gender euphoria?
safaree samuels might have done the smartest thing for his brand. instead of hiding after his nude’s leaked, he made something to help build his empire. you can say or font that “experienced” what it’s like to bang safaree…
(via we can all ride safaree's meat, whenever we feel like it, pretty soon?)
TO ALL MY FTM FOLLOWERS
I’m tired of trying to sell my old packers I finally purchased a prosthetic that’s right for me and selling all the ones I never used seems hopeless therefore if you want a packer I’ll be giving them away/ selling them for the price you name. So message me if you’re interested I have a peacock Gen 2, Mr. Limpy (large and small), Doc Johnson, and a Pack it all in the Caramel color. I know the struggle of trying to get a packer so I thought since now that I’ve found the one I want I want to help lessen the dysphoria OF others. PLEASE TAKE THESE DICKS FROM ME!
Thursday May 17th at 7pm In the Penthouse Suite of the Standard, Downtown LA 550 S. Flower St, Los Angeles, CA This month, Hard to Read’s sister series Pillow Talk is looking at, reflecting on, and working out masculinity as it stands and falls in 2018. This participatory event will consider the following concurrent trends: the so-called “crisis of masculinity;” feminist and queer takedowns of “toxic masculinity;” “masc” and “masc4masc” as popular stated desires in gay hookup culture; and trans-masculinity, what we can learn from shifting hormones and identities... Our program will include: an experiential practice to bring awareness and sensation to sites in the body culturally segmented by toxic masculinity, designed by choreographer and somatics practitioner Sarah Ashkin; a panel discussion between artists Stefan Schwartzman and Cade, writer and teacher Clay Kerrigan, activist and spokesperson Adrienne Adams, and host Fiona Duncan; plus! videos by Alicia Novella Vasquez and Jasiri Anderson and Cade;and recommendations for prostate massagers from our local sponsor, Doc Johnson. To RSVP, please write Fiona at [email protected]. Space is limited! (Cover art by Stefan Schwartzman)
I got a new packer (Doc Johnson brand) and it... smells so good?? It comes out the package smelling amazing and I've used it twice and it still smells amazing? It's not the baby powder either, I have no idea. It's just this super sweet scent. I hope it lasts forever.
