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If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”
CLUB GOIN UP
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happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
yall gotta be nicer about m/f bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life
gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.
last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships
Emma, you always get worried I’ve mucked it up today!
Wanna buk?
Guys it’s the 17th of Marge already.
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
extremely obscure detail but i feel like it looked like there was a kraft mac n cheese box in lio’s cave groceries. if it sounds like i am going crazy yea promare has that effect on me
edit: PROOF!!
The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”
The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”
Today we were walking along and he asked me “How many Octobers is it today?” I told him it was the 21st.
He tried a bite of his hot soup at dinner and made a face and said “Mama, my soup is a little too temperature for me.”
Upon being served 1% milk for the first time, instead of his regular 2%: “is this water?”
Me: “no, it’s milk”
Kid: “but are you sure?”
Came up to me the other day, the middle of his pants totally soaked, and said “mama, I’m having a situation called ‘I peed in my pants.’”
I don’t think I even told you guys about the six months he spent saying “fuck” instead of “truck.”
I have to laugh at the folks in the notes claiming this is fake because “no 2-yr old is that advanced”. My guys, I work at a daycare almost exclusively with 2-3 year olds and let me tell you some of the wild shit I heard this last week alone,
“Uhhh, i ASSUME we’re going to the playground soon??” -2.5 year old girl
“[3 year old boy] pushed me because he doesn’t have a manners.” -2 yr old girl
“Did you spill your water?” “No no no no it’s not a concern” -2 yr old boy (while running away, dripping wet)
Kids are hilarious and smarter than you think
"What bathroom are you going in?" Bitch excuse me what business is that of yours??? I work in a place that is KNOWN for its queer acceptance policies and this was literally straight out of a sensitivity training scenario. Except I can't say shit because I'm on the clock.
Ok, so, the bad guys are rounding up all the kids’ toys in Sombertown.
Somehow, I doubt the town founder was very fun at parties.
A law was passed, and all toys are outlawed… things are looking grim…
…this little girl says “we’ll never play again” desponda–…
…
…heeeeey, you aren’t sad at all!
Well… hey, the animators prolly just used the wrong mouth. Simple error.
After the commercial break, the toys are being burned, and the kids watch w–…
…
why do you love the flames so, little girl
what dark plans are you forging
the older I get the more dog I become
obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk
TERRIFIED of the doorbell
TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON
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((you all better come back with some amazing tales))
This post is like reading an inscription carved into a bathhouse wall during Pompeii’s last days
